The Friesian Correspondence: Letter 5: Fred Singer and the “Jihad Victory Mosque”

Fred Singer
Fred Singer, science contrarian

Last year I posted four exchanges I had with Dr. Kelley Ross, operator of the philosophy website Friesian.org. He’s probably one of the more interesting people I’ve argued with because unlike most right-wingers, he’s an academic who has a good sense of history when he isn’t blindly supporting right-wing revisionism. Since he isn’t very famous, he’s probably the few people who bothers to reply to email, but even if I could get answers back from Fox News personalities or whatever, I doubt they would be anywhere near as entertaining. Wingnut cranks spewing political disinformation is a dime a dozen, but wingnut cranks spewing historical disinformation is a rare gem to be taken out and mocked in public. I suppose it isn’t too much crazier than the stuff that comes from Fox News, which he obviously takes a lot of inspiration, but it’s definitely more conspiratorial and grandiose:

Letter 1: Hippie Stalinists and the Pro-Saddam Left
Letter 2: The Left Believes Science is Euro-Centric Oppression
Letter 3: Nietzsche vs. Fries
Letter 4A: Satan is a Democrat
Letter 4B: Regulators (and Democrats) Forced Banks to Lend to Minorities
Letter 4C: Democrats Believe Islamic Fundamentalism is “Fully Redeemed by Its Hatred of America”

There are very few places Kelley has not gone on his website, offering tons of commentary on tv shows and movies alongside history and philosophy. He even goes into great detail about his nudism and even mentions nudism on his ad running for congress, yet there are certain questions unto which he appears to act as if they are beneath him to answer.

As crazy as his arguments were in the past, the 2008 update he made to his webpage on “Unstoppable Global Warming & Michael Chrichton”, his slurs against the New York imam behind the Cardoba Center near Ground Zero, and the subsequent exchange I had with him over it really seemed to hit to new low. I often try to imagine how the Right is able to convince themselves of positions when they are presented with concrete evidence that contradicts their claims. Usually I get frustrated and attribute it to insanity, but the more conversations I have about global warming that include the statement that it doesn’t matter because we’ll all be dead if and when the real disaster comes, the more I begin to suspect that they are not insane but self-admitted liars and propagandists. That is certainly the case for Fred Singer, as we shall see, and after this last conversation with Kelley Ross, I’ve pretty much become convinced that this is also the case for him as well.

Anyway, here’s the latest email I sent him. Just like the previous emails, I will be posting the subsequent replies in the comments section.

Letter 5: Gore’s Inspiration for ‘Inconvenient Truth’ Makes a Death Bed Conversion and Employment by Bush Doesn’t Discount You as a Terrorist

I see you updated your “Unstoppable Global Warming” page with new propaganda and have repeated some easily refutable lies about the Cardoba center in New York. I would very much like to see if you still have the stomach to defend Fred Singer’s work and his lawsuit against Justin Lancaster or to attack Feisal Abdul Rauf as a Hamas-sympahtisizing America-hater with a “Jihad Victory Mosque” when confronted with the actual facts of their cases and history.

>>Dr. David Viner, Climatic Research Unit (CRU), University of East Anglia, 2000 [the winter of 2010-2011 will be among the 20 coldest in the last 100 years; and, according to Britain's Meterological Office, December 2010 was "almost certain" to have been the coldest in Britain since 1910]

I’ve heard of having a Euro-centric view of the world, but this is ridiculous. Although more extreme weather was one of the predictions of a climate in transition, no one weather event in just one part of the world has any statistical meaning to the much larger question of climate trends. More relevant is the fact that the year 2010 tied with 2005 as the hottest year ever recorded despite the chilling effects of La Niña. It tied as the 8th warmest winter ever recorded, not one of the coldest. It is also the hottest decade ever recorded for the third straight decade in a row and 13 of the world’s hottest years on record have all occurred in the past 15 years. Here are two articles that may help you understand the difference between weather and climate: “What Does Winter Weather Reveal about Global Warming? No single weather event proves or disproves the fundamental science of climate change, but extreme weather is what scientists expect from global warming.” and “Why Global Warming Can Mean Harsher Winter Weather: Scientists look at the big picture, not today’s weather, to see the impact of climate change.”

>>It is not just that falsifying evidence is dismissed or explained away, something that often happens with scientific theories; but when any scientists produce or cite such evidence, they are smeared with personal attacks and attempts are made to discredit their bona fides as scientists and damage their professional standing.

I admit it is very hard to smear the scientific bona fides of most of the people you cite, like Avery, Chrichton, McIntyre, McKitrick, Lomborg, etc., but only because they aren’t scientists. What I think you’re trying to say is that it unfair to correctly point out that despite there being plenty of climate scientists with reputable bona fides throughout the world, right-wing think tanks/lobbyists still can’t find any that will shill for them and have found it increasingly difficult to pull even physicists or statisticians or whatever out of retirement so as to pretend they have a serious argument against the 97-98% of climate scientists, 84% of total scientists, and virtually every recognized scientific institution that agrees manmade climate change is “irrevocable” so as to propagate the myth that it’s a 50-50 “debate,” though you hardly need a climate scientist to tell you the world is getting warmer with the arctic quickly disappearing, the fabled Northwest Passage opening up, the loss of glaciation from the world’s mountains, Inuit committing suicide because “the big ice is sick,” and the changing of animal migrations and the seasons. The science behind anthropogenic climate change is accepted by NASA, NOAA, AMS, AIBS, AMQUA, AAP, INQUA, the world’s national scientific academies, the Pentagon, and the CIA. The IPCC authors are not paid, are subject to close scrutiny for conflicts of interest, and do not create their own work but compile the latest climate science into 3,000-page summaries.

What makes climate denial so much more despicable than evolution denial is the way people are tricked into believing it is a Left vs. Right debate within the scientific community rather than admit that the paltry number of cranks you and other deniers cite are taking an extreme minority position far outside your (and their) realm of expertise, but I guess since the Right can not use divine authority in this matter, deception is the only recourse. The debate about whether climate change exists or not is no more relevant in climate science circles than the discussion about whether evolution exists in biology circles. But I suppose after reading Singer’s book and watching Fox News you think you have more understanding of the subject than all those morons who foolishly spent years getting their degrees on the subject, though I believe if you actually took the time to read some of the IPCC reports, you might notice a slight upgrade in the technical quality of the work compared to the crank websites you prefer. The one citation you give to the IPCC was to say that one of the members (out of 2500) had withdrawn from the panel in protest, but that was over the issue of hurricane strength, not whether anthropogenic warming exists.

Also, you are the last person who should be complaining about personal attacks.

>>The original inspiration for Al Gore’s involvement with the global warming issue was one of his professors at Harvard, Roger Revelle… In 1991, he coauthored an article with Fred Singer, saying, among other things, “Drastic, precipitous, and especially, unilateral steps to delay the putative greenhouse impacts can cost jobs and prosperity and increase the human costs of global poverty, without being effective.” This was not what Al Gore and his friends wanted to hear. In the 1992 Presidential campaign, claims were floated that Revelle had become senile before his death (of a heart attack, later in 1991). Singer was publicly accused by Justin Lancaster, who was a science advisor to Gore, of taking advantage of Revelle’s mental incapacity and putting his name on the article without his consent. Singer sued. Lancaster settled, with a public retraction (which he has subsequently tried to take back, though all the details and evidence of the case are on the public record).

Actually, that exact “drastic” quote you cite, including the bulk of the article, and even the title of the entire piece had already been written and published a year earlier by Singer as the sole author, meaning it is not an accusation but an incontrovertible fact that Singer is the primary author of that paper. What you forgot to mention is that Revelle was 81 at the time, gravely ill, and, as the public record you mentioned reveals, his own secretary testified that Singer showed up at Revelle’s office, invited himself in, spent four hours going over galley proofs when at the time the old man couldn’t handle 20 minutes of work, and just before Revelle’s death kept sending him drafts of the article that were shoved to the bottom of the pile on his desk in order to ignore them.

Another thing you forgot to mention is that Justin Lancaster was not just a science adviser to Gore but Revelle’s graduate student, who, rather than blundering into the episode after the fact as you imply, personally witnessed Revelle speaking about how unhappy he was with the article. Lancaster settled the lawsuit after being talked into it by his wife because he had no money for adequate council and had to represent himself. More importantly, it was not only Lancaster but Revelle’s family who believed he had been taken advantage of by Singer. His daughter, with the help of the rest of the family, wrote: “Contrary to George Will’s “Al Gore’s Green Guilt” Roger Revelle – our father and the “father” of the greenhouse effect – remained deeply concerned about global warming until his death in July 1991…. Some of those steps go well beyond anything Gore or other national politicians have yet to advocate.” But I guess if it’s a credibility contest between Revelle’s own family and the guy who labored over whether or not one of Mars’ moons was a Martian-constructed Death Star and believed that, if not, we could tow it back to Earth with technology we had back in the 60s, then it’s no contest. I’m sure if I had started talking to an elderly relative of yours and came out with a revelation that he repudiated his entire life’s work just as he died, then you would accept it without question. Anyone familiar with the “deathbed conversion” of Darwin should know well to be suspicious of such declarations.

And as long as we’re using quotes that fly in the face of the writer’s entire career, no one had to “co-author” with Singer for him to write in 1970: “I am persuaded to think that any climate change is bad because of the investments and adaptations that have been made by human beings and all of the things that support human existence upon this globe. Even minor fluctuations of climate could change the distribution of fish, … upset agriculture,…and inundate costal cities…… Such changes could occur at a faster rate perhaps than human society can evolve.” Also: “So far in human history, disasters have not taken place on a global scale. Therefore we don’t really have a tested mechanism for dealing with global threats, such as a long-range, worldwide degradation of the environment. If we ignore the present warning signs and wait for an ecological disaster to strike, it will probably be too late. The distinguished biologist Garrett Hardin has pointed out how very difficult it is psychologically to really believe that a disaster is impending. “How can one believe in something – particularly an unpleasant something – that has never happened before?” This must have been a terrible problem for Noah. Can’t we just hear his complacent compatriots: “Something has always happened to save us.” or “Don’t worry about the rising waters, Noah; our advanced technology will surely discover a substitute for breathing.” Unfortunately, the Bible doesn’t tell us much about Noah’s psychological trials and tribulations. But if it was wisdom that enabled Noah to believe in the `never-yet-happened,’ we could use some of that wisdom now.”

So what changed with Singer? Well, Singer has long history of defending fringe theories. His work was extensively cited in “Bad Science: A Resource Book,“ circulated by the industry in 1993. More importantly, he learned in the early 90s how profitable it is to shill for the tobacco industry by refuting the EPA’s 1992 findings that secondhand smoke is harmful. As late as 2010, Singer was still claiming that the EPA had to “rig the numbers” even though four new lung cancer epidemiological studies all support the EPA’s conclusions, including the Brownson study, which pro-tobacco critics typically cite despite the fact that it concluded that there was “a small but consistent increased risk of lung cancer from passive smoking.” Singer also attacked critics of his by saying they made claims about the Oxygen-15 isotope they never made and denies ever ”been paid by Philip Morris or the tobacco lobby” or having ”joined any of their front organizations,” though released tobacco documents say otherwise. In February 1993, Ellen Merlo, a senior VP at Philip Morris, sent a memo in February 1993 to their president explaining that their “overriding objective is to discredit the EPA report,” after which she hired the public relations firm APCO, which sent her a memo the next month, saying: “As you know, we have been working with Dr Fred Singer and Dr Dwight Lee, who have authored articles on junk science and indoor air quality (IAQ) respectively.” Other letters stated that it was important that their fake grassroots [] group, the Advancement of Sound Science Coalition, had “a diverse group of contributors” to “link the tobacco issue with other more ‘politically correct’ products” and to link studies on smoking with “broader questions about government research and regulations” such as “global warming,” “nuclear waste disposal” and “biotechnology.”

Since 1953, tobacco companies have had public relations campaigns to convince people that there was no scientific basis for claims that cigarette smoke is dangerous as they underwrite researchers to support that claim. As a leaked memo from Philip Morris put it, they “coordinate and pay scientists on an international basis to keep the environmental tobacco smoke controversy alive.” A memo from Brown & Williamson Tobacco in turn admitted: “Doubt is our product since it is the best means of competing with the ‘body of fact’ that exists in the mind of the general public. It is also the means of establishing a controversy.” Ayn Rand believed that the science behind tobacco smoke was a hoax, but when she got lung cancer, she found out that all the books she sold about how immoral it is to take money from the government couldn’t pay for her hospital bills, so she ended up having to break her vow to never file for social security. In many ways, climate denial is very similar to tobacco denial except for the obvious fact that the pollution from tobacco is largely limited while the climate puts the fate of everyone’s lives into the hands of those who profit the most from the pollution.

But wait, there’s more! By an amazing coincidence, Fred Singer also turns out to be one of the only scientists that realized the hole in the ozone had always been there and anyway wasn’t a health risk. His research was funded under “The Science and Environmental Policy Project,” or SEPP, bankrolled by Exxon and Shell. Considering such amazing credentials, it is a wonder you didn’t list these other adventures in disproving other cases accepted science!

But wait, there’s still more! Singer was also appointed by the Reagan Administration to a task force on acid rain. In this particular case, Singer agreed with the field experts and submitted a report outlining how the problem posed by acid rain was sufficient to warrant policy action. Just kidding. Singer broke with the other panelists on every question, arguing that it could not even been proven that sulfur emissions were the cause, and his political statements were relegated to the report’s appendix. Not that it mattered since Reagan ignored it anyway, saying it would do massive harm to the economy, though that’s not what happened when the Clean Air Act was passed under George H.W. Bush. Needless to say, the latest research shows acid rain has “widespread effects not only on the ecosystem, but also on infrastructure and the economy” and that the Clean Air Act mitigated the effects. Although you accuse the vast majority of scientists of being political hacks, Fred “Don’t trust anyone between 30 and 80” Singer seems to be the Matlock of the of scientific contrariness, a polymath at disproving all of the experts in their own field, which always happens to back right-wing corporatist causes linked to his paycheck.

There is nothing new about moving from tobacco denial to ozone denial, acid rain denial, and climate denial. Steven Milloy of CATO Institute attacked the links of tobacco and cancer, spun a U.S. ban on DDT as a worldwide ban that caused an African genocide, tried to blame the fall of the twin towers on asbestos replacement, and ran an action fund that attacks corporations that voluntarily adopted higher environmental standards than the law requires. Bill Nierenberg and Robert Jastrow were both retired physicists and cold war hawks who went from being paid large consulting fees for convincing everyone that the Reagan “Star Wars” Initiative would be totally feasible and inexpensive to being paid to explain how secondhand smoke isn’t dangerous.

Frederick Seitz was another “consultant” who had gone from protesting tobacco’s cancer link to shilling for “Star Wars” before diving into the massively profitable climate denial business. In 1989, Alexander Holtzman at Philip Morris in an internal memo suggested that his company find another cooperative science expert since “Dr. Seitz is quite elderly and not sufficiently rational to offer advice,” yet on March 2nd, 2008 – 18 years later when Seitz was 96 and Fred Singer was 84 and working for the tobacco and fossil fuel-funded Heartland Institute – passed around a new climate report crediting Seitz with a foreword praising Singers’ credentials on the very day of death! The whole situation seems so familiar… I don’t suppose this episode reminds you of anything, does it?

Singer also perjured himself in his tax filings by claiming Seitz as the chair of the Science and Environmental Policy Project for two years after Seitz was dead, on top of other representations in his tax filings that allowed him to shelter his own investments. Not only that, but Heartland keeps Singer on a $5,000/month retainer as a tobacco/oil lobbyist while maintaining a non-profit status, so we can see how he can out outspend Lancaster on a frivolous lawsuit. Singer is also responsible for the 1995 “Leipzig Declaration,” which purported to be a list of 33 signatures from “independent scientists researching atmospheric and climate problems” though over a third of them denied signing it and two of those who did were a doctor and an expert on flying insects. In 2005, the false claim that the world’s glaciers were expanding, which appeared dozens of times from different denier sources, led back to the website of Singer’s “Science and Environmental Policy Project,” but when confronted about it, Singer denied writing it before eventually admitting that the information originated from his site, promising to correct the “mistake” – and then failing to do so.

Heartland’s “Environment and Climate News” was sent mostly to elected officials and Heartland incessantly touted its access and influence with such officials, but its tax forms claimed no lobbying despite the fact that the only activity that could vaguely be considered policy development is the writing of an anti-climate change curriculum package for schools. Leaked Heartland documents outline “Operation Angry Badger,” a plan to spend $612,000 to influence the outcome of recall elections and related fights this year in Wisconsin over the role of public-sector unions, hardly a “research” topic for a “think tank.”

According to you, the 97% of climate scientists who believe anthropogenic warming are just being political, while Singer and Avery, a non-climate scientist and a non-scientist, are not. In fact, Singer is a former board member of the CATO Institute, former fellow of the all-too-appropriately named Hoover Institute, former fellow of the Heritage Foundation, former fellow of the afore-mentioned Advancement of Sound Science Institution, but most of his “research” on climate was done not working for a scientific organization but for the Heartland Institute, which of course has long had financial ties to Shell, Uniroyal, ARCO, and ExxonMobil.

Dennis Avery’s extensive climate expertise consists of being Director of the Center for Global Food Issues at the conservative think-tank, the Hudson Institute, and is an outspoken supporter of free trade and factory farms. He also denies the science behind the detrimental effects of DDT, which is not surprising since agricultural companies and pesticide manufacturers are the ones who pay the Hudson Institute’s bills.

You would think that after being wrong every issue, from cigarette smoke to evolution to the ozone, people would figure out that the debate is never Conservative Science vs. Liberal Science but Conservatives vs. Science, yet your article proves that the propagandists don’t even have to bother hiring different hacks in order to hock their wares.

>>They apparently think that free speech has now been suspended and that denying global warming should have the same legal prohibition as Holocaust denial in France. Joseph Kennedy II has called global warming skeptics “bastards” — something I have never noticed anyone calling Albert Einstein because of his skepticism over quantum mechanics.

No one died because Einstein was wrong about quantum mechanics. Also, quantum mechanics was a new science, unlike climatology, which was old even back then. Also, Einstein didn’t go out of his way to push his opinion on the public or misinform them about what the majority scientific opinion was. Also, there weren’t any giant corporations funding Einstein to prevent competition from quantum technology.

After Einstein brought about the great controversy in physics with relativity theory, he is quoted as saying: “This world is a strange madhouse. Currently, every coachman and every waiter is debating whether relativity theory is correct. Belief in this matter depends on political party affiliation.” He also said: “Anti-relativists were convinced that their opinions were being suppressed. Indeed, many believed that conspiracies were at work that thwarted the promotion of their ideas. The fact that for them relativity was obviously wrong, yet still so very successful, strengthened the contention that a plot was at play.”

One of those people who argued in favor of this “relativity conspiracy” was Petr Beckman, a libertarian scientist from Czechoslovakia and editor of an Ayn Rand publication. He claimed that he had debunked Einstein’s theory in his book, Einstein Plus Two, published in 1987, a full 82 years after Einstein’s famous theory was introduced. It is therefore quite fitting that the contemptible Marc Morano, producer for Rush Limbuagh, swiftboat-smearer, and creator of Climate Depot (which you cite approvingly), was given the “Petr Beckmann Award for Courage” by the so-called “Doctors for Disaster Preparedness,” a pro-war, anti-climate lobbying group, for his work in fighting the global warming conspiracy. Apparently, “courage” to them means contesting a scientific theory that satellite data had (or in Morano’s case, has) proven for 20 years. And just to prove that he was truly deserving of such an honor, Morano, within hours of receiving the award, posted the email of a climate scientist in response to a story he read of that scientist receiving death threats from a neo-Nazi group. Classy.

As an example of Climate Depot’s journalistic integrity, it ran a piece called “‘Runaway climate change’ ‘unrealistic’, say scientists”, written by Tim Edwards, quoting Max Planck Institute scientist Markus Reichsteinin in a way that, according to Reichsteinin himself said was “exactly opposite to what I said (and what is correctly reported in other newspapers). The 4th IPCC report is not challenged at all by our study…”

This kind of thing happens all the time. In March 2010, climate scientist Simon Lewis had to lodge a complaint against the Sunday Times when their journalist Jonathan Leake tried to source him as an expert to make the erroneous claim that the UN had based the statistic for the Amazon depletion on an unsubstantiated claim from “green campaigners.” The Sunday Times apologized and retracted the story. The UK Telegraph apologized in June of 2010 for pieces by Christopher Booker and Richard North smearing IPCC chief Rajendra Pachauri. Sir John Houghton, founder of the IPCC, has been falsely quoted as saying, “Unless we announce disasters, no one will listen.” Dr. John Wahr had to correct false Fox News just recently when they falsely claimed that his study showed that the polar ice caps were melting less than previously believed. After continuously complaining that scientists were ignoring the possibility of the sun causing global warming, Marc Morano, Anthony Watts and other deniers finally admitted that the sun is at a solar minimum, yet did so by repeating the recent lie that NASA and Met Office “quietly” released new figures predicting global cooling based on to the same solar minimum that supposedly caused the previous global warming. The story was instantly debunked by Met Office, not that anyone even remotely familiar with them or NASA or their websites needed it, but that does little to help the disinformed as there are never any retractions in the Denier Bubble.

In your article, “Satan is a Democrat,” you complain about how “tenured radicals have come to dominate academia, the press, and the intelligentsia…. They make George W. Bush look like Albert Einstein,” without seeming to realize that Einstein himself was a socialist and “tenured radical.” In his article, “Why Socialism?” he says: “The economic anarchy of capitalist society as it exists today is, in my opinion, the real source of the evil.” If Einstein were alive today, you would be saying, “Albert Einstein makes George W. Bush look like Fred Singer.” Of course, that mistake is just par for the course for a 17,200-word article on how Christians should view the socialism of “radical Democrats” as Satanic like the dystopian N.I.C.E. organization from C.S. Lewis’ novel, That Hideous Strength, despite the fact that you previously listed the socialism in the gospels as one of the reasons you are not a Christian and you apparently didn’t know (and didn’t bother to check) that C. S. Lewis himself wrote in Mere Christianity that a true Christian society would be more socialistic.

Einstein also designed and built a refrigerator that had no moving parts and used only pressurized gases to create low temperatures, the premise of which was used in the first domestic refrigerators until the design was abandoned in the 1950s for greenhouse effect-causing Freon compressors. But if he were around, I’m totally sure he’d be sticking up for the guys winning anti-Relativity awards for climate denial.

>>Well, the theory of anthropogenic global warming has become a political ideology, a quasi-religious crusade, where heresy cannot be tolerated and skeptics or “deniers” are bundled into the same category as neo-Nazi Holocaust deniers. This in itself serves to discredit the rhetoric and the case, if not the science, of the global warming alarmists.

If the debate was a 50-50 debate between scientists, then you could still forgive emotions for running high considering that the stakes involve a permanent dust bowl in the Midwest for thousands of years, but you complain about climate denial repression that doesn’t exist when there isn’t even any climate legislation on the table as even Reagan’s “cap-and-trade” idea is treated by the modern GOP as if Saul Alinsky dreamed it up. And for all your talk about how politically hyped climate change is, the content of your writings on climate change are so centered on celebrities, it looks like something that would come out of People magazine. The webpage is called “Unstoppable Global Warming and Michael Chrichton” and there’s more talk about Jurassic Park than the IPCC. You also have stuff about Clinton, Martin Sheen, Mary Tyler Moore, Albert Einstein, and Trey Parker and Matt Stone, but absolutely nothing from actual science organizations. You make the typical right-wing assumption that Al Gore invented global warming, while at the same time laughing at him for supposedly claiming to have invented the Internet just because he authored the bill that led to its development, a crucial step reaffirmed by every pioneer in the industry, despite the fact that the purposefully-forgetful Right blasted Gore’s “Information Superhighway” as another Leftist, government research boondoggle in the 90s, just like you and the Right are doing now with clean energy, and of course the irony that you continue that attack on Gore through the Internet is completely lost on you.

The arrogance you and the Right present yourselves as authorities on climate science is in many ways worse than Holocaust denial because climate denial has actual political consequences, probably the most important political consequence ever decided. Racists do not hate the Jews because they deny the Holocaust, they deny the Holocaust because they hate the Jews, so whether you decide to let holocaust denial happen or not does little to prevent the root cause, but polls have shown that denial propaganda can and has had a large effect on the public perception of climate science. You try and dismiss the consequences by using false equivalence, having argued without any supporting evidence that converting to clean energy would cause an equal or larger number of deaths despite the fact that France achieved 90% clean energy without anyone dying or enacting an economic meltdown. Yet at the same time you act as if the truth of climate science in this day and age is no more important than the truth of quantum mechanics in the days of Einstein.

Also, the only victims of a “quasi-religious” crusade are climate scientists:

Guardian: “Climate scientists in the US say police inaction has left them defenceless in the face of a torrent of death threats and hate mail, leaving them fearing for their lives and one to contemplate arming himself with a handgun.”

Canberra Times: “Australia’s leading climate change scientists are being targeted by a vicious, unrelenting email campaign that has resulted in police investigations of death threats… One researcher told of receiving threats of sexual assault and violence against her children after her photograph appeared in a newspaper article promoting a community tree-planting day as a local action to mitigate climate change. “

RealClimate: “Monckton recounted his efforts to get the police involved in an investigation of one IPCC lead author who (he says) committed criminal fraud associated with a graph in the IPCC report.”

BBC: “Online fraudsters are targeting climate scientists through invitations to fake conferences, often at fictional five-star London hotels.”

ABC: “’6 feet under, with the roots, is were you should be,’ one e-mail reads. ‘How know 1 one has been the livin piss out of you yet, i was hopin i would see the news that you commited suicide, Do it.’”

I challenge you to find a comparable number of hate mail and death threats aimed at famous climate deniers.

>>U.S. Senators Jay Rockefeller and Olympia Snowe have written an open letter to Exxon-Mobil threatening some kind of action because the oil company has been funding some anti-warming research at a think tank. They apparently think that free speech has now been suspended and that denying global warming should have the same legal prohibition as Holocaust denial in France.

There has been no such proposal to outlaw or otherwise penalize climate denial. ExxonMobil had already promised to stop funding climate denial groups in 2005 and 2008, so it is entirely appropriate that they be called out for lying. The action Rockefeller and Snowe threatened was to censure them, which is nothing. Exxon-Mobil was not even threatened with a reduction of their tax subsidies, whose tax benefits were so large, it caused the IRS to pay them $19 million in 2010. For a “libertarian,” you don’t seem too concerned about corporate socialism, even deflecting the blame from the bailed-out banks and estate agencies to Democrats and minorities forcing the poor unwilling banks to profit massively off sub-prime mortgages leading up to the 2008 crisis despite the fact that most of the loans weren’t subject to the CRA and that they hardly forced the loans to be cut into derivatives. Anyway, both Snowe and Rockefeller have blocked the EPA from acting on greenhouse regulation based on the pipedream that Congress will one day do its job and craft legislation on greenhouse gas regulation. Fed up with the partisanship and incivility in congress, Snowe will not be seeking re-election. So Exxon is avenged, I guess.

>>With very little in the way of skeptical comment from the media bandwagon for Gore, et al., Unstoppable Global Warming, Every 1,500 Years, by S. Fred Singer and Dennis T. Avery finally is a bit of fresh air.

The most obvious problem with this book is that there was no warming trend 1,500 years ago, period. The Medieval Warming Period, a phenomenon widely doubted to have been global if it existed, peaked 1,000 years ago, over some 150 years. So if that was supposed to be the last iteration, we shouldn’t be seeing any warming for another 500 years. In any case, our own climate has rapidly overshot that supposedly global peak in much shorter period of time.

Before authoring this book, Singer actually argued that the earth was cooling. In 1998, Singer testified to Congress that “the earth is not warming,” and as recently as 2003 wrote that “there is no convincing evidence that the global climate is actually warming.” Even after his 2006 book was published, he said, “Let’s grant there’s occurred warming. Some people doubt that, but let’s grant that…” Then in late 2011, he reversed himself again, writing that tree rings, ice cores, ocean sediments and stalagmites “don’t show any global warming since 1940!

Dennis Avery also appears uncommitted to a single opinion, claiming in 2009 that the next 20 to 30 year will experience “global cooling.” That same year, Avery also claimed CO2 levels had declined in 2004, though he admitted later that he “misstated the case” by confusing growth and growth rate. Given Singer nor Avery’s inability to decide whether the climate is warming or cooling, they should have called their book “Unknowable Global Warming.” But whatever is happening, they are plenty confident that it has nothing to do with the industries that are giving them their paychecks!

>>Singer and Avery, of course, have a great deal more in their book than an examination of Veizer and Shaviv’s information. I lead with the latter because it is so devastating, and because public discussions of global warming still usually fail to note that the Earth has been much warmer in the past than now, and that for much of Phanerozoic time the Earth had no glaciers or polar caps

The existence of climate changes in the past is not news to the scientific community or really any particularly astute fifth grader. There is an entire chapter devoted to it in the last IPCC Scientific Assessment. Everyone knows it was hotter in the ancient past. The fact that deniers keep pointing this out as if it is some amazing discovery known only to them only exposes their social isolation. The problem is with how fast these changes occur. Scientific studies have shown that two of five great extinctions of in the Phanerozoic eon, the Triassic-Jurassic extinction and the Permian-Triassic extinction, the latter of which saw 90-95% of all life perish, are linked to rapid climate change. Recent studies show that the oceans are acidifying faster now than they did during four of the latest extinction events, including the Paleocene-Eocene Thermal Maximum, which left a mud layer flanked by thick deposits of plankton fossils. The times that the Phanerozoic eon had no glaciers are attributed to the greenhouse effect caused by tectonic activity associated with the breakup of the supercontinents, and the glacial and non-glacial periods were separated by hundreds of millions of years, not 1,500 years, and not decades. The speed at which our climate is changing now is unprecedented. Far from being an inflexible sink-tank, the earth’s climate has shown to shift wildly from natural catalysts that trigger feedback loops such as the carbon and methane trapped in the rapidly disintegrating ice caps. Climate deniers try to claim the existence of natural catalysts prove all catalysts must be natural but that is a logical fallacy.

>>Whether any actual global warming would matter just depends. There used to be a lot more rain in the Sahara, which has steadily desiccated, as the Earth has cooled, for about 8000 years. A lot of poor countries would be better off with more of that rain. Certainly not everyone would benefit.

This concept of a worldwide experiment to see whether massive changes to the climate are ultimately good or bad is so bizarre and outlandish, I would only expect it from an unrealistic super-villain in a particularly lame B-movie if I didn’t actually hear right-wingers talk about it as if they really believe it. Did someone ever mention to you that if turns out that you’re wrong that the temperature cannot just be set back like an air conditioner control? One only has to look at Australia, Russia, Brazil and Texas to see how beneficial the desertification of the planet is going to be with the coming of a permanent Dust Bowl. But that isn’t even the critical issue! The critical issue is how fast the temperature is moving. As mentioned earlier, rapid climate change has been linked to mass extinction events.

>>Since the scare-mongering enthusiasts like to blame evils on the oil companies or the American consumer, targets they already seemed to dislike anyway, as part of the general agenda and ideology of the Left, they deserve at least as much in terms of ad hominem attacks as they dish out.

Your confusion of unrepentant charlatans with actual climate scientists is no doubt a product of your own hatred of the Left, stoked by a steady diet of Fox News and Koch brother-funded disinformation. I sincerely doubt you would give Fred Singer the time of day if he didn’t give you the excuse of picking the best-sounding confirmation bias that appeals to the preconceived notions on regulations. Also, if you actually followed Ron Paul’s campaign, you would know it is not only liberals who complain about government subsidies being given to giant international oil corporations even though he is certainly not concerned about climate change. And given that gas prices were at their highest when oil supply was up, one might think even you would be concerned. The security risks that aren’t factored into gasoline even has Arthur Laffer proposing a carbon tax even though he says he’s “agnostic” about climate change.

>>If that were not enough, now we have “Climategate.” E-mail correspondence from the Climate Research Unit (CRU) of the University of East Anglia was recently leaked or hacked. The spectacle revealed in this material was not the practice of science, but the practice of politics. To any disinterested observer, it is an ugly business, with implications of destroyed data, stonewalling on Freedom of Information Act disclosures, and attempts to suppress the publication of research and/or to discredit skeptical scientists.

The work of Michael Mann and scientists targeted in “Climategate” have now been officially exonerated by investigations from the House of Commons Science and Technology Committee, the Science Assessment Panel, Penn State, the Independent Climate Change Email Review, the EPA, and even Inspector General Inhofe, who called global warming “the greatest hoax ever perpetrated on mankind.” This also doesn’t include independent unofficial exonerations by Nature, Factcheck.org, Politifact.com, Reuters, the Associated Press, and Time. Yet according to conservative author Gerard Warner, these vindications are “good news” because it “spells out to the world that the climate clique looks after its own.” This “heads-I-win, tails-you-lose” attitude pretty much sums up all Republican calls for climate investigations: if it finds something, great, if not, even better because it proves the conspiracy is that much bigger. Aside from that, independent studies have replicated the data of Mann’s graph into a virtual ice hockey team, not that any of the proof of climate change ever rested solely on any individual institution or person any more than evolution would be questioned based on the acts of one biologist or biology department. Not that I want to portray the predictions of climate science as anywhere near perfect. As someone who keeps up with the actual scientific literature instead of CATO dispatches, I have to say that for a bunch of crazy far-left alarmists, “worse than the worst case scenario” is an all-too-common phrase in terms of both predicted carbon release and retreating polar caps, especially considering most of these predictions did not factor in the loss of production from the economic crisis.

>>If the evidence is against global warming, or ambiguous, or irrelevant, why has it become such an issue? The answer seems to be a moral and political one. We are trashing the planet with human civilization, foolishly wasting “natural resources,” and hoarding wealth in the advanced countries that should be shared with the underdeveloped ones.

It’s an issue because the most powerful corporations in the world want it to be an issue. There’s a difference between a public controversy and a scientific controversy. If the public controversy had any validity, it would be very easy to find climate scientists with decent credentials to make the argument. Instead, oil companies are stuck funding rag-tag groups of conspiracy theorists whose arguments all contradict one another. The most famous climate denier, Stephen McIntyre, has no science degrees but is a minerals prospector who worked in the fossil fuel exploration business. “Lord” Christopher Monckton (though the House of Lords is demanding he stop calling himself that) is a Birther with a Classics degree.

In one case, the strategy backfired. The Koch Brothers funded a physics professor and climate skeptic to contest the warming trends of temperature stations only to have his team confirmed the warming trend and disproved concerns about the skeptical concerns about the “heat island effect.” Anthony Watts promised that he was “prepared to accept whatever result they produce, even if it proves my premise wrong,” but then quickly back-flipped from that position. Of course, climate deniers immediately started attacking him as an evil liberal despite the fact that he was motivated by “Climategate” to do the project, considered Anthony Watts and Steve McIntyre to be heroes of his and talks about geo-engineering the earth’s climate as if it isn’t a desperate move of last resort.

>>The Right thus plays right into the hands of Al Gore, who is happy to lump “Intelligent Design” and Global Warming skepticism as equally part of an “assault on reason.”

It’s funny that you make declarations like this with your typical conspiratorial gusto while failing to define how one is different from the other. Climate science is older than Darwinism. The Greenhouse effect was formulated by Joseph Fourier in 1824, was first reliably experimented on in 1858 by John Tyndall, one year before On the Origin of the Species was published, and was proven quantitatively by Svante Arrhenius in 1896 using the Stefan-Boltzmann law. Both evolution and climate change are equally accepted by their respective branches of science. Even the difference between the number of generic scientists who believe in anthropogenic climate change and evolution is only 3%. On your own page about Gordon Liddy, you wrote: “Liddy may be wrong about Global Warming, which may be affected by human activities,” though now anyone who doesn’t believe climate scientists want to enslave the “peons” of the world is a “planetary catastrophe and terrorist friend.” You aren’t the only one: as evidence for climate change greatly increased over the decade, Republican acceptance of climate change has decreased. The only difference between one science denial and the other is what is being defended: right-wing religious authority or right-wing political authority.

Most of the responses given by science deniers can be broken down into two arguments: The social conservative response is something like, “I am not an expert in this subject but I personally do not believe what the vast majority of scientists say on this subject. However, my personal beliefs should respected and an option to excuse my child from this controversial idea should be afforded to me.” But the authoritarian response is “I may not have an ‘official’ education in this subject, but ‘official’ scientists are nothing but ideologues who use the peer review process to suppress true science in favor of their predetermined conclusions. Science teachers should not teach what the vast majority of scientists say is science but what I say is science.” The social conservative response is lamentable for being less than intellectually curious and is not really concerned with the history or future of science, but it is at least honest and submissive to having inferior technical knowledge. The authoritarian response, which is your response, is really a con game that you know more than the so-called “experts,” or more often and more disingenuously, that there are a large percentage of experts that agree with you. But both of them work together to launch smear campaigns against entire fields of science: biology for Creationism, medical health for tobacco denial, astrophysics for relativity denial, and climate science for ozone denial and climate denial.

If you ever admit to being wrong, would you take responsibility for helping to contribute to an ideology that doomed an incalculable amount of suffering and death into the unforeseeable future? No more, I would suspect, that Fries himself took when his fascist hate-mongering condemned hundreds of Jews to death and homelessness during the Hep-Hep Riots.

>>This is very ironic when a great deal of enthusiasm for the Global Warming cause follows from hostility to science itself, in so far as science and technology represent human progress and the betterment of human life on earth. Thus, between the Earth Liberation Front and the Creationists (not to mention Post-Modernist nihilism), there is little real interest in the modern tradition of science begun by Copernicus and Galileo.

This is rich, blaming not conservatives but progressives for trying to stop human scientific progress for the betterment of mankind, especially coming from someone who fully admits that science has nothing to do with what’s written in “journals like Nature, the National Science Foundation, or the Royal Society of Britain,” or really any and all science organizations and journals throughout the world!! So effectively, the Platonic Idea of Science is completely divorced from all the technology you see around you in the real world so as to be effectively reduced to being a bullwhip for right-wing politics and an excuse to quote Popper’s implication of falsifiability without adhering to it yourself. Sure, scientific discoveries continue on in the world of quantum mechanics and genetics to this day, but the “modern tradition” of Copernicus and Galileo has been relegated to the same unassailable Golden Age past where the mythical libertarianism from the indivisible “Founding Fathers”™ reside.

>>Ironic or not, the use of “Islamophobia” is an attempt to demonize those who actually do fear Islam, when such a fear is well justified by recent events and by the behavior of people in the Islamic world. Since Islamists, terrorists, and assorted tyrannical regimes and radicals like to justify their attitudes and actions in terms borrowed from the Qur’ân and from Islamic Law, one might think that honest defenders of Islam would acknowledge this, find it an embarrassment, and attempt to both combat the radicalism and assuage the fears of its victims. But this is not done — except among a few well meaning Muslims who do not receive nearly as much attention as their militant brethren. Instead, public apologists for Islam seem to want to put the blame on the fearful victims, while discounting or ignoring the well-funded popularity of the terrorists. When Palestinians danced in the streets on 9/11, it was not because they believed that the Jews or George Bush were behind the attack on America, or because they believed that Islamic terrorism was an embarrassment to Islam. They were spontaneously celebrating a great heartfelt victory in the Jihad. Apologists who do not acknowledge this are simply exposing their bad faith and ill will.

It’s sad to see what was obviously once a great informational resource like your website get vandalized with ever more “updates” of a mind that is more and more angered and deranged by right-wing disinformation. The Palestinians danced in the street because of our support of Israel, obviously. Many Iranians held candlelight vigils in honor of the victims of 9/11. The fact that American Muslims are the most likely to reject violence and that one is more likely to be killed by lightning than by terrorism seems rather to prove those fears are not justified, though they are certainly useful politically.

>>There would have been a right way and a wrong way to do this project. The right way would have reflected the concern of well-meaning Muslims to dissociate their religion from the 9/11 attacks and to express their dismay and mortification that the terrorists should have invoked Islam to justify the atrocities. The mosque as an expression of contrition for the damage done by vicious co-religionists would have at least been a step in assuaging the justifiable fears of all the targets of terrorism. Indeed, there should be such a mosque at Ground Zero, in conjunction with facilities related to the religions of all the victims of 9/11.

I have to admit that you writing there should be a mosque is an improvement from you previous parroting Fannie and Freddie’s “historian” in saying, “The U.S. did not let Germany build a monument to Nazism here during World War II.” Gingrich went on to say that we would never accept the Japanese putting up a site next to Pearl Harbor without realizing there is in fact a Shinto shrine next to it. But your argument that all Muslims should express contrition for what “co-religionists” would be bizarre even coming from someone as old and out-of-touch as Pat Roberson; even more ridiculous that this should come from someone who sees himself as an individualist-minded libertarian! One wonders if all Christians should make contrition for Milkosevic’s slaughter of Muslims, or all atheists should perform penitence for Stalin. Or perhaps Fox News should apologize for all the mosques being picketed that had nothing to do with the Cardoba center. You yourself have criticized Christians for apologizing for the Crusades, but given your Neo-Con attitude towards the Middle East, maybe I should assume that’s because you believe two centuries of failed, blood-soaked wars are a good thing.

Not only that, but Feisal Rauf was a Sufi Muslim, a sect well known for promoting a peaceful, non-political version of Islam that is under constant violent attack by al-Qaida and the Taliban, so basically you’re demanding that victims of our enemy make restitution for the actions of their tormentors. This is right in line with your complaints about the repression of Christianity in Iraq without any acknowledgement that it was the Iraq War that ran off or killed half the Christians in the country, as Ron Paul has pointed out.

As it is, Feisal Rauf performed the contrition you demanded long before you even knew his name. He worked with both the FBI and the Bush White House in an outreach program to “bring a moderate perspective” to foreign audiences about Muslims living in the United States, which was successful enough to be repeated in 2003. He also wrote a book called “What is Right With Islam is What is Right With America.” All of this you should know, as I explained this in an earlier correspondence with you, but apparently none of that is good enough for you!

It also seems to have eluded you that this issue was just another right-wing wedge issue, timed to occur right before the mid-term elections, just like when the homosexual RNC Chair Ken Mehlman cynically orchestrated the great gay marriage scare of 2004 for Bush’s re-election and how the hacked “Climategate” files were released immediately before the Copenhagen conference. Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham both supported Rauf and his project to his face on air before joining in on Fox’s parade of fear-mongering attacks about how much of a dangerous terrorist he was once they smelled blood. If not for right-wing propagandists looking for a cultural wedge issue to exploit, nobody would have known about the cultural center except a few local people at zoning meetings in Manhattan. And if you have any lingering doubts that Fox News was perpetuating the whole fiasco rather than just reporting on it, consider this fact that none of the Cardoba center’s protestors seems to be aware of: it opened to the public on September 21st of last year without incident. If it isn’t on Fox, it doesn’t exist.

>>The wrong way to promote the project, however, is the way it has actually been done. The leader of the effort, the Imam Feisal Abdul Rauf, himself is on record as blaming the United States for the 9/11 attacks and has refused to distance himself from terrorist organizations like Hamas. He and his wife have responded to objections to the project with accusations of “Islamophobia,” by which they clearly mean, not reasonable “fear of Islam,” but a bigoted and intolerant hostility for Islam. Thus, they give every indication of militancy and would leave any reasonable person with the impression that the mosque is not an attempt at reconciliation — which would be ill served by calling most Americans bigots — but is in fact a Jihad Victory Mosque whose purpose is to promote an Islamist agenda as close as possible to the place were militant Islamists killed almost 3000 victims. This makes the project an insolent gesture that both insults America and makes use of the anti-American “useful idiots” who are eager to cooperate in their own destruction.

The only people who believe that a Sufi cultural center, using a building design originally intended for a shipping firm and equipped with a gym, swimming pool, performing arts center, basketball court, childcare services, art exhibitions, culinary school, 9/11 memorial, and prayer spaces for Muslims, Christians and Jews, could be considered a Jihad Victory Mosque are bubble-entrapped “useful idiots” like yourself. Fesial Rauf said the U.S. did not deserve the attack and specifically condemned Hamas’ terrorist activities as well as “everyone and anyone who commits acts of terrorism.” So you’re wrong there, but that’s only natural since you obviously get your news from Fox. The project’s owners said that the cultural center was meant as “a platform for multi-faith dialogue. It will strive to promote inter-community peace, tolerance and understanding locally in New York City, nationally in America, and globally,” modeled on the Manhattan Jewish Community Center, the 92nd Street Y.” Rauf also traveled the daytime talk show circuit quite a bit for a terrorist. Glenn Beck and Laura Ingraham both supported Rauf and his project to his face on two of these shows before joining in on Fox’s parade of fear-mongering attacks about how much of a dangerous terrorist he was once they smelled blood. Ron Paul, who correctly dubbed the whole fiasco a “grandiose demagoguery,” and “all about hate and Islamophobia,” said:

“The debate should have provided the conservative defenders of property rights with a perfect example of how the right to own property also protects the 1st Amendment rights of assembly and religion by supporting the building of the mosque. In my opinion it has come from the neo-conservatives who demand continual war in the Middle East and Central Asia and are compelled to constantly justify it. They never miss a chance to use hatred toward Muslims to rally support for the ill-conceived preventative wars. A select quote from soldiers in Afghanistan and Iraq expressing concern over the mosque is pure propaganda and an affront to their bravery and sacrifice.”

But who cares what Ron Paul thinks? He may be to the right of more genuine libertarians like Harry Browne, but that’s still 100 miles to the left of a Neo-Con like you.

>> Meanwhile, the City of New York has attempted to prevent the rebuilding of the St. Nicholas Greek Orthodox Church, which was actually crushed by the falling South Tower of the World Trade Center on 9/11. Bloomberg has not spoken out on this issue.

You obviously got that from Fox News, yet Fox News on the Internet often contradicts its own on-air pundits:

“On that question, we worked for many years to reach an agreement and offered up to 60 million dollars of public money to build that much larger new church. After reaching what we believed was an agreement in 2008, representatives of the church wanted even more public commitments, including unacceptable approvals on the design of the Vehicle Security Center that threatened to further delay the construction on the World Trade Center and the potential for another $20 million of public funds.”

Apparently the article’s authors didn’t get the memo that the Orthodox Church was supposed to be a symbol of repressed Christianity in a country increasingly being taken over by Sharia law.

From the New York Observer:

“The Reverand Mark Arey, the spokesman for the Greek Orthodox Archdiocese of America, told The Observer that he did not have direct knowledge of the Milstein deal but he had heard about it from other church officials. “The church just never sold out,” Father Arey said. “Churches generally don’t sell out unless there’s a tremendous offer or a spectacular need.”

“The Milsteins wound up selling the 18,889-square-foot property to the state in 2005 for $59 million–about as much money as the church is seeking from the Port for its new project. It was twice the amount that had been offered a year earlier, but the state acquiesced because the land was seen as essential to the construction of the vehicle security center at the new World Trade Center site. It is the exact same argument that has been made for taking the St. Nicholas property, though the Port has yet to pay for it. Whether it will remains to be seen, most likely in court.

Another interesting fact is that Rupert Murdoch gave $70 million to Saudi Prince al-Waleed, now the second largest stake-owner of Fox News, after every pundit on Fox successfully demanded that Guilianni return $10 million that the Prince donated to 9/11 victims after al-Waleed said that the U.S. “must address some of the issues that led to such a criminal attack.” Fox and Friends mentioned him several times, not by name but by the designation “founder of the Kingdom Foundation,” in their list of scary terrorists who may or may not be funding the “Ground Zero Mosque,” leaving out – either by stupidity or pure cynicism – that the guy is their second largest owner after the Murdoch family. Yet al-Waleed himself has bragged that he was able to change a Fox News on-air bulletin correcting “Muslim riots” to say “Civil riots.”

One would think that Republicans would have been completely discredited after Iraq, the Birth Certificate issue, the “9/11 Mosque,” the debt ceiling fiasco whose restored investor “confidence” desolated our economy a second time, but the problem that politics has been so polarized that flip-flops and hypocrisy has no effect on the average voter anymore. Starting with Fox News and ending with MSNBC, political arguments are no longer about issues but about party loyalty. Reagan raised the debt limit 18 times and Bush 7 times without any issue, but conservatives have no problem hypocritically making it an issue for Obama. Liberals in turn hypocritically attacked Bush for warrantless wiretaps but then immediately accepted warrantless assassinations from Obama.

Before this time, libertarians always described themselves as socially liberal and fiscally conservative, as you imply with the poorly constructed and nearly meaningless “Diamond Quiz,” yet every page on your web site does nothing but attack liberals, both socially and fiscally, on every misunderstood and fabricated issue you bring up. But this ignores the fact that both liberals and libertarians agree that the government spends too much money on corporate subsidies that harms society, like oil subsidies, while disagreeing on the historically-smaller funding of subsidies that benefits society, like solar and wind.

Over the past 60 years, liberals have been winning the social war and conservatives have been winning the fiscal war, but that seems to be lost on your ridiculous attacks about the Marxist Radicalism of the Left. You fully admit that a whole generation of Conservatives have signed on to social security and Medicare, yet the Left are “radicals” for not wanting to move the country back to the way things were right before the Great Depression. Even Newt Gingrich recognized the Paul Ryan plan as “right-wing social engineering” before he was whipped by the GOP and took it back. A mostly exaggerated reluctance to cut social programs for the elderly that have been around for 80 years and lowering taxes less than you would like when they are already at the lowest at any time or place is not “radical.”

Meanwhile, the Right simply redefined victory from a balanced budget to deficit-inducing tax cuts from Supply Side theory, just as the Father of Neo-Conservatism, Irving Kristol, wrote in the Wall Street Journal right before Reagan was elected: “And what if the traditionalist-conservatives are right and a . . . tax cut, without corresponding cuts in expenditures, also leaves us with a fiscal problem? The neo-conservative is willing to leave those problems to be coped with by liberal interregnums. He wants to shape the future, and will leave it up to his opponents to tidy up afterwards.”

Dick Cheney in turn defended his statement that “deficits don’t matter” by saying he was “referring to the beginning of the Reagan administration, when he simultaneously cut taxes, reduced revenue and increased defense spending. He didn’t pay a political price for the deficit that resulted. It turned out to be sound policy, both in terms of the military buildup, as well as the change in tax policy and the reduction in rates and so forth. And there are circumstances under which just the deficit per se doesn’t have the kind of political consequences that we’re faced with now.” And then the Neo-Cons just blame the Left for both the deficit and the economic crisis despite the fact that both Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama had warned Bush early on about abuses in the sub-prime market. As designed, the debt exploded under Reagan and the two Bushes in order to pay for the unprecedented combination of increasing wars and decreasing taxes, while the budget was balanced under Clinton. And all this habitually renewed concern about the deficit has not inspired any of the Republican candidates to stop increasing it with even more tax breaks to the top 1% funding their campaigns, with the notable exception of Ron Paul whose plan to end the Fed would cost $400 billion in transition and untold trillions in market terror and future financial panics.

Real libertarians now feel besieged on both sides by both the Left’s safety net and the Right’s corporatism, but starting some time after the 2001, the label of Libertarian has been more often used by former Bush supporters and Tea Party types who have always been Republican but no longer wanted to defend his administration. This is why many libertarians have become associated with the Right as you proudly noticed, though you fully admit that you no longer hold any common ground with Harry Browne and have shown through your writings to side with Fox News against Ron Paul on practically every issue. Reading your new writings truly saddens me, but I grow more sympathetic (though certainly not empathetic) when I look back at your older, more libertarian writings and feel sorry for the fact that 9/11 took you away from Browne’s libertarianism to the Neo-Con hawks, and now, with 11 years of Fox News rotting your brain, it has finally brought you to the cultural conservatism of defending Islamophobia, continuously complaining about the repression of the country’s majority religion, and demanding that all American Muslims “express contrition” for their “co-religionists.” To show some integrity, I would council you to correct the mistakes posted on your website, admit your mistakes, and express contrition towards Justin Lancaster and Feisal Abdul Rauf.

Deconstruction of an Unfunny Joke

America Divided

“The only reason I can explain it to you is I am not a fan of our president, but this goes beyond not being a fan. I didn’t send it as racist, although that’s what it is. I sent it out because it’s anti-Obama.” -A federal judge on why he sent out an Obama joke about his mother committing bestiality to a short list of his ‘friends’

Reading this story, I feel the urge to ask the judge: “Setting aside the fact that judges are supposed to prevent even the appearance of political partisanship, if you admit this is racist, but that you didn’t want to send it ‘as racist’, what message was it supposed to impart? What about it did you find funny?”

I find this kind of interesting from a psychological perspective. I’ve always said you know a racist by what they find funny. I laugh at racist jokes on Tosh.0 all the time because they are told ironically and bring up something new and unexpected. I make hostile jokes against Republicans on Twitter all the time. But if you laugh at a clearly unfunny joke only because of who the target is, then you clearly have a psychological need to put down that person to make yourself feel good.

This subconscious form of racism-as-political-attacks seems to me to be fueling a lot of the racial tension in politics. Conseravtives who had absolutely no problem with Colin Powell and Condaleezza Rice have no problem breaking out the old animal and welfare tropes, thinking its only fair since Bush was constantly depicted as a chimp. It’s the same with biased chauvinism, Conservatives always making terribly unfunny jokes about Hillary Clinton wearing pants because everyone was sick of seeing her balls while withholding any sexist comments about Margaret Thatcher.

There are plenty of racists who don’t dress up in KKK uniforms because the question of race isn’t that important to their lives and their identity. Those who do are basically submitting themselves to a cult that works by providing self-esteem to individuals solely on their relationship with the group. To some extent, everyone does this on a individual level: ever-more partisan news shows get their money by focusing their audience’s hatred on the other side which in turn makes them feel better as a person. But the method is reinforced far more vigorously when the relationship is personal and two-way rather than the imaginary friendships people make with news personalities.

The joke the judge sent out wasn’t so much as funny but fulfilling in its ad hominem attack. Seeing how easily Democrats have abandoned civil rights and Republican hypocrisy on Libya and the debt ceiling, it’s easy to see how the meanings of “left” and “right” are slowly dissolving into ambiguity as Republicans accept that liberals won the culture war and Democrats accept that corporate socialists won the financial war, while at the same time that political partisanship has polarized the nation into hate-filled cynics who adopt numerous positions they don’t really believe in to defeat the other side. The judge is fulfilling his role in his place in the Republican superstructure by promoting racist sentiments to dehumanize the leader of the Democratic Party even though he would probably have been appalled at the same exact joke being leveled at Condaleezza Rice. He may not believe in racism as a virtue, but hating Obama is, so using a racist joke as a way to attack him is good, even if there’s nothing new or funny about the joke at all.

The whole ordeal makes me wonder if social media is corralling people towards a situation where the political parties become no more relevant than football teams: both parties being corrupt, socially-liberal corporatist hawks.

I realize the “socially liberal” part might seem premature since we appear to be fighting the contraception wars of the 60s all over again, but I don’t think the current kerfuffle is anywhere near as relevant or game-changing as those bra-burning days. We are still in a male-dominated era of medicine with birth control being termed recreational while boner pills are considered a mandatory health concern, but I think this will change with time and the draconian ultrasound shame law will be repealed in Virginia. The conflict itself is, I believe, only a reflection of the politicization of the parties: this issue never would have come up during the Bush years specifically because it’s meant to hurt whoever is in power at the time. Even just 5 years ago, people were still more likely to care about the issue rather than blindly accept the party stance and make excuses that it’s “not really about birth control.” The fight is nothing more than an election-year “wedge issue” where one half doesn’t even believe in the battle but hopes that it eventually leads to a victory in the war. Since it is only a means to an end — a club raised in partisan posturing — rather than a goal unto itself, it will drop by the wayside.

The latest battles don’t look to have helped Republicans much. In every case, over 18% of Republican voters said they are more likely to support Obama than the Republican challenger.

Popular issues no longer reflect the deep questions on how to govern but are only weapons used in utilitarian fashion, such as the inexplicable accusations regarding Sharia law. Republicans weary of the wars and Democrats not wanting to admit Obama’s ties to Wall Street focus exclusively on taxes. The cynicism was always present in politicians since they are the ones who are “in the trenches” trying to make deals and win fights, but I think the overall trend where the attitude of the politician hit mainstream with the launch of Fox News in ’96 and the massive media overhype of 9/11 for years after the event.

Politics itself is becoming a reality show complete with scripted conflicts. The whole debt ceiling debacle, which I fully admit I never heard of and was shocked to learn existed, felt like an episode of Jersey Shore where the crew happen to find a self-destruct button in the house and spent the entire episode fighting with each other over whether to push it or not. The Tea Party paid in popularity for that: becoming less liked that even atheists and Muslims. But the Republicans in congress only celebrated the enmity people had for them since by “sabotaging the reputation of an institution of government, the party that is programmatically against government would come out the relative winner.” The paradox of partisanship is that the White House assumes bipartisan bills will be better off if Obama doesn’t back it, so there is no leadership on boring left-wing issues like the desertification of the planet. GOP candidates bemoan the deficit while promising to increase it. The cynicism is infectious: I have to admit that I sincerely hope the Democrats repay the Republicans with wall-to-wall partisan-promoting filibusters the next time they are out of power.

The boring news of yesteryear can no longer compete in an era of 24 hour cable news so the shows themselves must be reinvented into political cults sporting charismatic figures who befriend the masses and talk everyone into getting involved with the issue of the moment. I admit I’m a part of it — watching no less than an hour of political shows a day. My favorite shows, the Daily Show, Colbert Report, Real Time, and Rachel Maddow all combine news and entertainment to some degree, and they all do a great job combining personality with substance, but it does sometimes feel like the inevitable conclusion of personified news is the WWF wrestler as president in Idiocracy. Common wisdom is that the more counter-arguments you provide, the more successful you’ll be in debunking a myth, but the Overkill Backfire Effect tells media creators that a more effective strategy is to make a smaller number of arguments: hence the popularity of sloganeering.

Overkill Backfire

Things can sometimes deteriorate as they become more popular. Everett often lamented the way anime became popular. I’m sure part of it is the fact that the more demand for something, supply is constrained to release substandard content in order to maximize profits, but it in turn pollutes the waters the way the flood of third party Atari games destroyed the gaming industry in the late 80s. But perhaps another aspect of it may be the way an unpopular subject will attract people of a like-mind, so that when the subject becomes popular, the inclusion an increasing number of less empathetic people makes the experience seem less unique. And once something becomes important, questions of profitability begin to overtake questions of integrity.

If the popularization of the news has transformed the political parties into gang rivalries, it’s been worse before, but when I look at media events like the “Ground Zero Mosque” (which opened without any protestors noticing) and the debt ceiling battle, I’m not sure if it’s ever been this random and pointless.

Why Newt?

Romney Machine

A couple of weeks ago I was trying to figure out why the Tea party was going back to “Moon U-Newt” Gingrich after a quick fling with Santorum. It turned out the revelation from his wife that was supposed to end him wasn’t that sensational from a secular perspective: he wanted an “open marraige.” But since we already knew he had told his wife to just deal with it before, the only real difference is Newt wasn’t so much of an asshole that he also demanded his wife be faithful to him while he slept with other women. But I could see where she would think that would sink him with Christian conservatives: cheating on your wife is an easily forgivable sin while having an open marriage is openly adopting the same secular lifestyle Newt rampages against (when he isn’t making completely-prescient remarks about Saul Alinsky).

Turns out she was wrong. They don’t care. Which I’m not too surprised about. What I was surprised about was the standing ovation by the “values voters” of South Carolina for being appalled at being asked about it (skip to 3:35). Do Conservatives now believe only Liberal sex scandals should be covered by the media? I know a lot of them believe the King David/St. Augustine fallacy that sinful Christians can inspire their peons to be sinless, but even they know that only works if they keep it on the down-low. So I asked two conservatives why the Tea Party wants someone who:

1) is a Washington outsider,
2) believes the Republicans have been too pro-spending,
3) is against ObamaCare,
4) is a social conservative, and
5) pretends to believe that Fannie and Freddie caused the financial crisis

When:

1) He’s a Washington insider who was reprimanded on ethics and fined $300,000 by an overwhelming 395-28 House vote. It was weird enough that Sarah Palin, the previous VP nominee, was considered a “Washington Outsider” even though she backed everything Tea Partiers hated about McCain, but at least she acted like an an “outsider” in that she didn’t know anything about Washington. Honestly, I thought that’s why they liked her, Bush and Perry: “folksy” stupidity is a plus to many voters. But Newt is the exact opposite of that: He acts like he knows everything.

2) He’s a “technocrat” who received more federal subsidies than any suburban county in the country, except Arlington Virginia, effectively part of the Federal Government, and Brevard County Florida, home of the Kennedy Space Center.

3) He was for insurance mandates for people who earn more than $75,000 a year

4) He was cheating on his wife while impeaching Clinton for the same thing, yet got a standing ovation for saying it was no one’s business. I thought only Democrats believed that, but Clinton never would have been elected if his cheating had come out before he became president.

5) He said Barney Frank should be arrested (apparently for unsuccessfully trying to regulate Fannie and Freddie against Republican opposition), yet received millions to push congress NOT to regulate Fannie and Freddie.

The Ron Paul supporter answered:

“Here’s the secret: He’s like Donald Trump in that people think he can and will take on the left-wing Media and their boy Obama…kick his ass in a debate make him look like shit for what he is doing to this country….all those other facts are second fiddle for now….but I don’t think it will last…he will fall back down!”

That makes sense. Despite all of Newt’s baggage, he is the best in the group at insulting people and his hate-filled swagger no doubt resonates with many the Tea Party faithful. And apparently their cynicism has risen to the point where they would elect Pol Pot as long as it meant he had the best chance of out-debating Obama. They do seem to be a wee bit unhinged, what with them killing cats and praying for Obama’s death and all.

The other answer seemed like a typical echo from within the Republican Bubble:

“The answer to your question is simple; Only one of 3 men will be our president. next year. Oboma, Romney or Newt. With Ronald Reagan being dead, that only leaves Newt as the last man standing.”

I replied that the Republicans had moved so far right that Obama was the closest to Reagan, which he found to be “a stretch of epic proportion.” I told him that was because he was thinking of the mythical Reagan. The historical Reagan did these:

1. Raised taxes 11 times when taxes were higher than today
2. Became the 1st president to create a deficit without a Depression or World War
3. Sold weapons to Muslim extremists in Iran
4. Increased welfare spending
5. “Cut and Ran” from Lebanon
6. Invented Cap and Trade
7. Raised the debt limit 18 TIMES
8. Granted amnesty to 3 million illegal aliens
9. Helped facilitate the Savings and Loan Crisis through deregulation
10. Started “Big Government” War on Drugs
11. Compromised with Democrats
12. Bailed out Social Security in 1983 after attempting to privatize it and set up a progressive taxation system to keep it funded into the future
13. Failed to deliver his promise to close the Departments of Energy and Education, then created a Dept. of Veteran Affairs that cost twice as much
14. Was first former union leader who became president and believed that “where free unions and collective bargaining are forbidden, freedom is lost”
15. Signed a bill to liberalize California’s abortion laws
16. Claimed to want a world “free of nuclear weapons,” something no Republican could say now
17. Continued funding al-Qaida after U.S.S.R. decision to surrender Afghanistan in order to put Gorbechev in a bad light, thereby instigating the battle that catapulted Bin Laden to his leadership position
18. Tripled the national debt

Here’s the famed Conservative Blog “Red State” that fully admits Reagan is the “Great RINO of American History.”

Here’s the Keynesian-hating “Von Mises Institute” attacking Reagan’s financial conservatism.

Santorum’s sudden return makes much more sense as the Tea Party favorite since polls show them to be the social conservative wing of the party. I guess it just took a while for them to find out he’s as much of a sexually repressed hypocrite as they are. He railed against Clinton for Kosovo, is still pissed off that the French sided with the U.N. in our unquestionably successful war in Iraq, was against Libya, but then said that Obama “had little to do with this triumph.” As Santorum said when getting bashed for supporting No Child Left Behind: “when you’re part of the team, sometimes you take one for the team, for the leader, and I made a mistake.” He’s the perfect candidate to lead the Tea Party to reducing the federal government into a Punanny State.

But David Frum likes him because at least he acknowledges there is a problem with the poor; never mind his solution is the same as everyone else’s: the Paul Ryan Plan. Frum did a great review on the Charles Murray book. Murray is the same guy who wrote the “The Bell Curve,” a bestseller among the intellectual racist circuit, such that there is such a thing, as a new study seems to show there isn’t. The book is about the deteriorating values of the working class. Kevin Drum adds an interesting anecdote about how teen pregnancy from the 60s to the 80s may have been linked to childhood exposure to leaded gasoline. Being a Neo-Con, Frum naturally hates Ron Paul and Julian Assange, and lately he’s also been critical of the Heritage Foundation and the contraception fight (“Call me out of touch, but campaigning hard against birth control doesnt seem to me a winning issue in 2012″).

Whether Santorum is able to beat Romney has a lot to do with whether he can pick up the rest of the votes from the Tea Party split. Yet ironically, the billionaire holding Newt’s puppet strings didn’t like him attacking Romney since he likes him, but he’s given Newt permission to attack Santorum all he wants. Not only is he going to throw away another million dollars on Newt, he actually flew the idea of putting another $10 million into his campaign. But hey, if it wastes the money of a rich GOP-supporter, I’m all for it.

I also got this in my email:

Joke on liberals

My response was:

Except Christianity: Yeah, Liberals totally hate 72% of themselves.

Unless it offends her: Tell that to Frank VanderSloot, Romney’s billionaire donor, who has caused Forbes, Mother Jones, and several private bloggers to remove news articles on ridiculous charges because of the threat of facing unlimited funded lawsuits. One blogger posted the lawyer’s letter was threatened with COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT after getting the letter copyrighted after the fact!

Religious Devotion to Apple: This is only shows complete ignorance of recent news. The Tea Party has been trying to claim his mantle while Republicans like Rush Limbaugh have devoted entire episodes to gushing praise for him as the model businessman, falsely claiming that he created tons of jobs in American when he didn’t. It’s liberal publications and t.v. shows that have just recently started looking into how we can live with ourselves getting our technology from Chinese slave labor camps where dozens of people are packed into rooms but not allowed to talk to one another and suicide attempts are so common that nets were installed on the outside

Steve Jobs

Protests the 1% Except Steve Jobs, Michael Moore, Movie Stars, or Millionaire Democratic Politicians: Unlike Jesus in the Synoptic gospels, Liberals do not criticize individuals solely for being rich, only when they use that money to help the rich get richer and the poor get poorer. Meanwhile, Conservatives make up excuses for the banks they bailed out but then go to annex and astroturf Ron Paul’s Tea Party the minute Obama spends less than a tenth of that money on the actual victims of the financial crisis (which even Ron Paul said: If you’re going to bail someone out, bail out the victims).

Except Conservative, straight white people: Celebrating diversity does not mean pretending to agree every opinion.

Hates Capitalism: Amazingly, the fight between Romney and Gingrich has opened up evidence that many Conservatives secretly acknowledge there is such a thing as vulture capitalism. Limbaugh observed recently, “Here we have capitalism being attacked by Republicans.” GOP strategist Frank Luntz told a group of Republican governors that the public thinks “capitalism is immoral. And if we’re seen as defenders of quote, Wall Street, end quote, we’ve got a problem.”

Surprisingly, I actually liked the State of the Union address. I didn’t even want to watch it but Candice dragged me in and I was shocked (in a good way) to find out that Obama had appointed Eric Schneiderman to a federal investigation of the mortgage crisis. Even Matt Taibbi seemed to be unusually semi-optimistic. Then Glenn Greenwald had to ruin it all by pointing out that Obama is targeting rescuers and funeral attendees.

It’s always a drag when even the most reasonable presidential candidate with a chance of winning is pro-murdering heroes and mourners.

Books That I’m Reading

Secrets of the FBI

The Secrets of the FBI, by Ronald Kessler: Although rather defensive over some the FBI’s mistakes, it starts with Hoover and goes over some of the good and bad points of each director peppered with many humorous anecdotal tales of FBI break-ins gone wrong, like when a cat escaped and they sent agents with night vision out to recapture it, threw it back in the house and wondered why the dog was flipping out over the cat only to find out the next day that it was the wrong cat. Or the time a bus was parked in front of a house to give agents cover for a target house they broke into, after which everyone piled in the bus and drove off, only to find two freaked out pedestrian passengers who boarded without anyone noticing and was now ringing the bus stop bell to be let off the bus filled with black-suited men bearing weapons.

Action Philosophers

The More Than Complete Action Philosophers, by Fred van Lente and Ryan Dunlavey: A hilarious graphic novel that provides good synopses on ancient, medieval and modern philosophers, including: Thales of Miletus, Anaximander, Anaximenes, Heraclitus, Parmenides, Empedocles, Lao Tzu, Plato, Aristotle, Diogenes, Epicurus, Epictetus the Stoic, St. Augustine, Bodidharma, Rumi, Thomas Aquinas, Mchiavelli, Isaac Luria: Rabbi of the Mystic Arts, Descartes, Hobbes, Spinoza, George Brekeley, Leibniz, Hume, “Oh no, Rousseau!” sitcom, Jefferson, Immanuel Kant: Epistemological Attorney (God hires him after being indicted as a “transcendental illusion”), Georg Hegel vs. Arthur Schopenhauer, Auguste Comte, Soren Kierkegaard, Marx, “You’re a Good Man John Stuart Mill” Charle Brown comic, Nietzsche, William James, Freud, Jung, Ludwig Wittgenstein, Jean-Paul Sartre, Joseph Campbell, Ayn Rand, “The Foucault Circus,” and Derrida the Deconstructonator.

Hitch 22

Hitch-22: A Memoir, by Christopher Hitchens: Turns out the priest Hitchens’ mother committed suicide with was an X-priest and they both had become initiated into a religious following by Maharishi Mahesh Yogi, the “Beatles Guru.” This, combined with the the way he had to pay a priest who was grumbling about the sanctity of deterring a suicidal adulteress has made me even more confident that his, and the unabashed love he described for his mother — descriptions which bordered so much on Oedipal that I thought I was listening to D. H. Lawrence — has made me more confident in connecting this to his hatred of religion.

Another weird thing is that although a great deal of the book is dedicated to his protest against Vietnam and his first encounters with associates and books in the world Socialist movement. Yet the only reason he gives for being against Vietnam is because the U.S. was aggressively bombing an agrarian state, with no mention of WW2, the French colonies, China, the Korean War, the South Vietnamese, or anything to put the war in context. One could make the same argument he gives for Iraq. In other words, the book has more to do with what he did than why he did it. He does the same thing with Kennedy, completely blaming him solely for the Cuban Missile Crisis as if it had more to do with the United States’ desire to annex a “Banana Republic” rather than prevent a nuclear buildup on it’s front door. No blame whatsoever for the U.S.S.R. (A later chapter says that a review of his work showed that the word he used was, quite surprisingly, not “Banana Republic” but “perhaps”.)

Although he gives some reasonable explanations for being against of the Gulf War, such as the U.S.’s role in the Iraq-Iran war and Bush originally pledging not to defend Kuwait being a signal that Saddam was going to be allowed to take the oil fields but not the country,
the way he moves from goes from opposing the Gulf War with quiet reservations to hating those who support the Iraq War in the same chapter is mentally disjointed, even falling into the same tropes that he would have found to be disgusting propaganda had it been used for the Vietnam war. Had the Gulf War been expanded into a 10-year ouster of Saddam, he no doubt would have felt as vindicated (something he says is the definition of happiness) as if the Iraq War lasted as long as the Gulf War. As it so happened, his transformation from World-Citizen Socialist to American Liberal Hawk coincided with his supporting of a bad war in the guilt of not supporting a good war. Especially strange is the way he insincerely suggests that the Bush Administration and his good pal Paul Wolfowitz were criminally negligent for the massive power outage that hit Iraq and the lack of properly issued vehicale and body armor following Saddam’s fall, yet he nevertheless compares Rumsfeld’s quote about “going to war with the army we have” to his own unconvincing belief that he would have pushed for the Iraq War had Gore been president. Thomas Jones says it best:

More striking than the way in which the content of his opinions has changed, however, is the continuity in the manner in which he has held those opinions. He likes to think of himself as a rational sceptic, but he isn’t really: his views are more visceral than that, his lurches from one deeply held position to the next driven mostly by gut instinct. Fine orator and fluent writer though he is, he’s never been much of an analytical thinker, and his style of argument proceeds more by a series of emphatic, emotive and stylish assertions (he magnificently denounces Argentina’s General Videla as looking ‘like a cretin impersonating a toothbrush’), by appeals to common sense and common feeling, than by logical reasoning.

Masterfully eloquent in his delivery, every appended anecdote scorched with dry British wit, it is very much worth the cost of not being able to interpret some of his phrases to listen to it on audiobook.

Catch 22

Catch 22, by Joseph Heller: I was given this book by a friend even though I wasn’t sure if I was going to read it, but was told by him that the book was so good he had a second copy just so he could lend one out. Apparently I took too long because the last time I was over at his place before the New Year, he announced (not to me specifically) that he had bought another copy of it. Haven’t gotten far in it but the theme of the WWII-set storyline seems to be that in a world gone completely insane, only those feigning illness to get out of the war are completely sane.

Fullmetal Alchemist

Fullmetal Alchemist, by Hiromu Arakawa: A story in a paralel universe where alchemy replaces science. Two brothers, Edward and Alphonse Elric, attempt to break alchemy’s ultimate taboo and use the art to bring back their dead mother. The act pulls Edward’s leg into another dimension while Alphonse is completely swallowed up. Waking up, Edward finds a tortured, half-constructed organ mesh where his mother should be and his brother gone. Using alchemy once again, he sacrifices his arm to anchor Alphonse’s soul to a body of armor. In grand steam punk style, his friend/love interest Winry then creates a metallic arm and leg for him, the first of which he often transforms into a blade using alchemy. Alphonse’s fearsome look is contrasted by his a polite, gentle character, and his disappearing memories later make him wonder if he really existed before he was transposed into the metallic body. Edward is shorter than average and a lot of comic relief comes from how extremely touchy he is about it, along with the running gag that everyone they meet naturally thinks that Alphonse is the “Fullmetal Alchemist.”

The manga reminds me a lot of Rumiko Takahashi, and she does say that Rumiko is one of her inspirations. Two different television series were born from the manga: the first one moves in a different direction once it catches up with the manga and the second one basically rewrites a bunch of the episodes for the first season and then continues with the manga telling of the story. I had watched the movie a couple of years ago even though and enjoyed it even though it acted as an ending for the first series. The movie was set in our own universe right before Hitler’s Beer Hall Putsch, with the plot involving the Nazi-connected Thule Society trying to open a portal into the other world.

As for the manga, it had a wonderfully massive ending that concluded the story. That is one thing I’ve always appreciated about the Japanese manga artist. They may have no problem carbon copying themes from every other manga/anime in existence (Negima!, for example, is a now-typical “harem” comedy about a 10-year-old magician with a talking ferret that has 31 schoolgirls “almost” kissing him, including: a ninja, a vampire, a robot, a ghost, a half-demon, a web idol, and a time traveling Martian). But for their lack of originality, the Japanese manga artist at least knows how to end a story and move on, whereas no cartoon in the U.S. can ever change anything on their last comic/episode on the chance it might get picked up again.

Hedge Knight II: Sworn Sword

Hedge Knight II: Sworn Sword, by G. R. R. Martin. Before writing the stupendous Song of Ice and Fire series, Martin wrote for The Twilight Zone and the CBS drama Beauty and the Beast. Hedge Knight is the story of a not-too-bright knight-for-hire and his younger, bald squire, the literate but still childish “Egg.” Like Game of Thrones, Martin does a great job immersing the reader into his world and the lushly colored art is spectacular. As always, even the most minor of characters is an interesting three-dimensional medieval personality and the plot has plenty of great plot twists.

The First Man in Rome

The First Man in Rome, by Colleen McCullough: This is the first in a series of extremely long novels, starting with the history of the Social War in first-century B.C. Rome and ending with Antony and Cleopatra. The first novel chronicles the lives of Gaius Marius, a powerful man without prestige, and Sulla, a nobleman without money or power before their alliance and eventual conflict, which eventually broadens out to the Social War between Rome and Italy, which in turn precipitates the Civil War between Caesar and the Republic. McCullough does a great job combining a character-driven novel with an amazingly immerse background in Roman history, complete with appended glossary. The immense novel lengths of McCullough is not the only thing she shares in common with George R. R. Martin. Like Martin, she gets the characterization right, masterfully blending modern psychological traits with ancient cultural mores.

The Great Derangement

The Great Derangement: A Terrifying True Story of War, Politics, and Religion at the Twilight of the American Empire, by Matt Taibbi: Working under Rolling Stone, the only magazine that will allow Taibbi to say “FUCK YOU” to Mike Bloomberg, Matt goes undercover, pretending to be both a Fundamentalist Christian in one of John Hagee’s Megachurch cells and a 9/11 Truth follower to show how modern politics has polarized political groups into conspiratorial cults. Probably the only author I know who non-nonchalantly referred to himself as a drug addict without any explanation or elaboration. Taibbi is also surprisingly bad at his undercover roles, explaining that at one point he told his fellow Megachurch supporters that his Dad had died in some clown-related incident… and that wasn’t even something he came up with on the spur of the moment. The undercover work actually seems to yield very little in damning material about the individuals he meets, who you end up feeling sorry for more than anything, and so most of the book is him extrapolating on conversations he had with them in order to explain his own points. Surprisingly dull for such a talented writer.

Griftopia

Griftopia: Bubble Machines, Vampire Squids, and the Long Con That Is Breaking America, by Matt Taibbi: A must-read for those looking into a non-partisan explanation of the financial crisis of 2008. He explains how the Tea Party was “top-down media con” initiated by CNBC’s Rick Santelli when he denounced not the huge bailout of the banks but rather the relatively small bailout for people facing foreclosure. (The name goes back to Ron Paul’s 2007 Boston Tea Party fund raising commemoration, but that’s like comparing the commercialized rape-fest of Woodstock ’99 to its original). He describes Alan Greenspan as an economist who became famous for being famous, a social ladder climber who got in with Ayn Rand to help himself get into elite circles and then abandoned her Libertarian philosophy to join the Federal Reserve as a corporatist. Taibbi explains how the banks repackaged securitized loans as Collateralized Debt Obligations (and in the process took the loan originators off the hook), then cut these bundled loans into “tranches”, convinced the rating agencies who depend on the banks for their living to give them a Triple A rating, and then insured them through credit default swaps so that neither sellers like AIG needed capitalization, nor buyers needed to own the insured assets.

Prey

Prey, by Michael Chrichton: Nanomachines that are evolving into hive behavior begins killing the scientists who created them. The protagonist, an out-of-work scientist who helped develop the nanomachines but now a stay-at-home Dad, goes to the Nevada desert lab where his wife works to help bring them under control while at the same time worrying about whether his wife is having an affair with his former friend and team leader. Decent novel. Follows a kind of horror movie format. The science seemed well researched, as opposed to say, Timeline, where Chrichton emphatically maintained was based on parallel universes and NOT time travel before ending the story with the protagonist changing the past in his own timeline.

Next

Next, by Michael Chrichton: This is the last novel that was published before Chrichton died. This story is about transgenic animals being given the powers of human intelligence and speech. Genetic companies wage legal and covert battles. One of the main characters, a biotech researcher, is forced to adopt a child-like chimp that has his genetic material and his wife creates a fictitious genetic disease on Wikipedia to explain his appearance at school. The family must deal with bullies and the genetic corporation trying to eliminate him to destroy evidence of unauthorized experiments. There are several other plot threads, some which run into the main one, and others that go nowhere and just die out, and Chrichton explains in an interview appended to the audiobook that he did this to emulate the way genes themselves evolve.

Rethinking the Gospel Sources

Rethinking the Gospel Sources: From Proto-Mark to Mark, by Delbert Royce Burkett: This book has been nothing short of revolutionary for me. I had of course, long believed that there was more than one earlier prototype for the Gospel of Mark, but Burkett’s theory made me change my mind on two things that I never would have believed possible: that the Griesbech Hypothesis was partially true and that Jesus’ resurrection appearance at the end of Mark’s gospel, which most modern Bibles now mark off as a late addition, is actually the original ending.

The Griesbach Hypothesis is a very old rival to the Two Source Hypothesis saying Matthew and Luke had used Mark. The theory instead argued that Mark’s gospel is actually a combination of Matthew and Luke. There was no shortage of evidence against the Griesbach hypothesis: Mark’s language was cruder, it’s plot less grandiose, and tons of gospel content would have had to have been exercised from Matthew and Luke for no discernible reason. I had studied the Griesbach Hypothesis for my thesis and wrote against one Griesbach author who had tried to show that Mark had been switching back and forth between Matthew and Luke as he went along. By looking at some of the examples, I showed that the “alternations” were ethereal: every instance of “Mark copying Luke” had some Matthean language in it and every instance of “Matthew copying Mark” had some Lukan language in it. But I rememeber thinking how weird it was that Matthew and Luke always seemed to take a different verse from Mark than the other.

As it turns out, that is because both the Two Source Hypothesis and the Griesbach hypothesis are true: Matthew and Luke had respectively copied from two different versions of Proto-Mark, called Proto-Mark A and Proto-Mark B, but Mark’s gospel itself was born of the incestuous union of those same two sources. The effect was that while Matthew and Luke had much longer gospels than Mark because they combined different stories, Mark had longer stories than Matthew or Luke because he combined verses from different versions of the same story. It was hard to believe at first: I typically assumed gospel variants expanded like branches on a tree: generally moving apart from one another, but this hypothesis showed that Proto-Mark had been expanded by two different authors and then later recombined back into Mark.

The second miracle, convincing me that both Proto-Mark and Mark actually had a resurrection appearance sequence at its conclusion, came from showing that Mark’s ending had material that came from both Proto-Mark A/Matthew and Proto-Mark B/Luke, meaning that either it came about from Mark’s combining process or it coincidentally went through the same exact process at a later date. I had already known that Mark’s ending referenced Luke, but that only made me assume that the ending was an attempt to harmonize the earlier gospel with Luke’s Presbyter tradition. Instead, it seems a later editor cut out Mark’s resurrection sequence, something I had only seen Biblical literalists believe. The absence of a resurrection appearance made sense for Proto-Mark because early Christians probably would have believed the resurrection would happen at the upcoming Apocalypse, not before it, or so it seemed. Burkett even showed that textual parallels within Mark’s second, shorter ending with the earliest version of Proto-Mark proved that it based on Proto-Mark’s ending, basically meaning BOTH endings involving the resurrection appearance are authentic.

Proto-Mark -> Proto-Mark A & Proto-Mark B -> Mark -> Mark with Deleted Ending -> Mark with Proto-Mark’s Ending

Proto-Mark A -> Matthew

Proto-Mark B -> Luke

But why would a Christian cut out the resurrection appearance and leave Jesus’ tomb empty at the gospel’s conclusion? I thought that the most likely explanation was that it was edited by a Gnostic since the Gnostics generally eschewed apocalypticism, perhaps as a reaction against the messianic failures of the Bar Kohba Revolt. And, as it turned out, I had already accepted the plausible explanation from Helmut Koester that Morton Smith’s Secret Mark was a third-generation gospel edited by a baptismal sect since both Matthew and Luke lacked a verse from Mark making a literary connection between baptism and martyrdom. I even built on Koester’s hypothesis: Secret Mark had a story very similar to the resurrection of Lazarus from John’s gospel following the bathing narrative and the Gnostic-themed second layer of John appeared to be Valentinian. There was a branch of Valentinians known as the Marcosians, named after their leader Mark, who also happened to teach about a second baptism of Christ for perfection apart from the baptism of Jesus for the forgiveness of sins. Who better to write a Gnostic version of the gospel centered on baptismal resurrection under the name Mark?

But it was not to be. Burkett dismissed the existence of Secret Mark for lack of evidence and an insufficient amount of material. I went back and started to review Secret Mark with a mind to contradict him, but as it turned out, a writing expert had recently determined it to be a forgery and an old Da Vinci Code-like novel had since been discovered telling of plot involving a forged “lost gospel” that had been “discovered” at the Mar Saba monastery near Bethlehem, the same monastery Morton Smith had “found” the letter supposedly written by Clement of Alexandria quoting Secret Mark. Ironically, I had originally been skeptical of Secret Mark, even writing to a Biblical scholar that the dishonesty and cynicism in the letter didn’t seem to reflect the personality of Clement (one of the few theologians I kind of liked), but got a reply that it did reflect him. The fact that “Secret Mark” made Jesus look gay and that Clement’s letter mysteriously disappeared soon after Smith “found” it also made me skeptical, but I started to question that skepticism when Bart D. Ehrman claimed to have talked to someone from the monastery who said they had seen it and knew how it disappeared (although Ehrman himself remained unsure). I finally accepted Secret Mark as real when I read Koester’s argument dismissing Smith’s assumptions that the resurrection story was historical and linked to actual homosexual magical rituals used by Jesus. Although Burkett didn’t even mention it, an examination of his work on Proto-Mark also destroyed one of the main pillars of Secret Mark: the scene of Jesus entering Jericho and then leaving the city without doing anything inside it, long assumed by Bible scholars to prove the story in Jericho from Secret Mark was edited out, which is shown by Burkett’s work to be a byproduct of Mark combining his two sources. Thus, a late layer of Mark is disproven by the same process proving no less than three earlier layers of Mark.

Panarion

The Panarion of St. Epiphanius, Bishop of Salamis, translated by Philip R. Amidon, S.J. (Jesuit): Driven by jealousy for not making Barkett’s discovery myself, I attempted to prove that Marcion’s “Gospel of the Lord” constituted an editorial layer in between Proto-Mark B and Luke, but came up with mixed results. Before I knew about Epiphanius’ quotations from Marcion’s gospel, I had gone through Luke and bracketed out what I thought was an earlier Marcionite gospel that was canonized into Luke. Although I did find a few examples from Epiphanius of what I think are verses that pre-date Luke, a lot of the content missing from Marcion actually appears in Mark and Matthew, leading to troubling conclusion that some verses really were “cut out” as Tertullian and most biblical scholars assume, and not only that but cut out for no good reason (as even Epiphanius mentions). Weirdest of all is that Epiphanius’ version has the physical resurrection of Jesus after he himself said Marcion only believed in a spiritual resurrection.

Another conclusion I came to from the comparison is that I believe Proto-Mark did in fact have a copy of the Sermon on the Mount but chose to pepper his action-oriented gospel with a few references rather than copy the whole thing down. Most scholars, including Burkett, believe the Sermon comes from Q, but the “Blessings and Curses” from it are very different from the Cynic Wisdom teachings that make up Q, plus both Matthew and Luke place the sermon in the context of a mountain, proving that the Sermon’s source was not a “sayings gospel” like Q.

    Games That I am Playing

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

New Super Mario Bros. Wii

This game is amazingly challenging for the Wii era of the casual gamer, not to mention a game that could be essentially classified as a “party game” since it can boast 4 players, but having multiple players in a Mario game is the very pinnacle of nostalgic gratification. Having a second player can prove advantageous since you can cooperate a times, such as jumping on your partner’s head to gain altitude, but it also often trips you up as players run into one another and accidentally killings are very common. Given that the challenge level is so high, one would expect Princess Toadstool/Peach should have been one of the four main characters, but opting to keep the nostalgia centered completely on Super Mario Bros. 1 (rather than 2), Player 4 is just a second clone of Toad in another color, which is pretty pathetic given the expanded array of Mario characters– even Luigi has a princess girlfriend I think. The final battle against Bowser is also engineered to bring back nostalgic memories of the original castle-battle of SMB1 where Mario had to run under the jumping Bowser and flip a switch that dropped him into a pool of acid below, though it is spiced up with a final final battle against a magically-enlarged King Koopa. The game is played with the WiiMote held sideways to emulate the controller of the 8-bit NES. However, the decision to do this is met with a massive design flaw:

Wiimote design flaw

The A button puts your character in a bubble, which is useful if you make a mistake and are about to die, but is excruciating when you accidentally hit it and are the only one alive on the screen, because it automatically takes you back to the beginning of the level with whatever power-ups you had lost. It’s also easy to accidentally hit the power button, which causes everything unsaved up to that point to be lost. Either one button or the other got pushed accidentally dozens and dozens of times and usually at the worst possible times.

    Music That I Am Listening To

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Soundtrack

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo: by Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross.

I had heard that Trent Reznor had gotten involved with another band called How to Destroy Angels, but I didn’t really like the grating, demonic noise that indeed seemed designed to rupture the conscious mind of some ethereal beings. As it turned out, Trent had gotten married and the project was centered on his Filipino wife, Mariqueen Maandig, who quit her band West Indian Girl and joined her husband and Atticus on creating “Angels.” As if Trent getting married wasn’t shocking enough, he also has a son. Like Devin Townsend, Trent seemed to have lost some of his inspiration with With Teeth and Year Zero when he decided to get sober, but then he teamed up with Atticus Ross to create the four-cd instrumental epic, Ghosts I-IV, my favorite Nine Inch Nails album to date. Although he had talked about making a sequel to Year Zero and Ghosts, Trent eventually decided that NIN should “go away for a little while” and went on his “Waving Goodbye Tour.” However, the two soundtracks he has done with Atticus Ross, The Social Network, and the 3-cd behemoth, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo, are just sequels to Ghosts with another name on it. Beginning with a cover of “Immigrant Song” by Led Zeppelin and ending with a cover of the Bryan Ferry song, “Is Your Love Strong Enough?”, under the moniker of How to Destroy Angels, the movie is bound to bring Reznor and Ross far more commercial success than had it been released as a Nine Inch Nails album.

The True Meaning of Christmas

St. Nicholas

December 25 is not Jesus’ birthday. Christmas is based on the winter solstice. In a great many religions from the Old World, the solstice marked the day that the vegetation god died, typically by being crucified on a tree, causing all the earth’s vegetation to die with him only to be reborn on the spring equinox. Thus the death and resurrection of the god symbolized the death and resurrection of vegetation throughout the year.

None of the gospels give an exact date for the birth of Jesus. The Gospel of Luke mentions shepherds out tending sheep in the late evening, which some have taken to mean it wouldn’t be in the winter since sheep would have been locked up. Luke puts his birth at 6 A.D., a symbolic year for Jewish resistance as Luke specifically makes reference to the Roman tax census that triggered a revolt by Judas the Galilean (a Zealot figure who probably inspired Judas Iscariot, seeing how his surname is a reference to Sicarii assassins). The Gospel of Matthew tells the story of the Three Magi visiting Herod the Great on their way to meet baby Jesus, but Herod didn’t die until 4 B.C., a full 10 years before the tax census.

Around 200 A.D., St. Clement of Alexandria gave three different dates various churches used to celebrate Jesus’ birthday. None of them were December 25. Another Alexandrian theologian named Origen mocked Roman celebrations of birth anniversaries, dismissing them as “pagan” practices.

Tertullian, the first Latin father to mention the Trinity, in particular condemned decorating the home with boughs of evergreen, saying:

“Let them over whom the fires of hell are imminent, affix to their posts, laurels doomed presently to burn: to them the testimonies of darkness and the omens of their penalties are suitable. You are a light of the world, and a tree ever green. If you have renounced temples, make not your own gate a temple.”

Even the 2,600-year-old Biblical prophet Jeremiah condemned a ritual seemingly identical to Christmas, saying: “For the customs of the peoples are worthless; they cut a tree out of the forest, and a craftsman shapes it with his chisel. They adorn it with silver and gold; they fasten it with hammer and nails so it will not totter” (10:3-4).

The first Christian linking Jesus’ birth to Christmas comes from an Egyptian in the mid-300s, and by the late 360s, the Donatists, an African Christian sect that broke away from the “traitors” who allied themselves with Emperor Constantine, accepted Christmas on December 25 but not the Epiphany on January 6.

Some time during the Middle Ages, the Christmas tree became associated with the tree from the Garden of Eden, called the “Paradise Tree,” and decorated with apples, a concept hardly alien from the original pre-Hebrew myth. The first recorded Christmas tree was erected in the house of a military brotherhood in Estonia in the mid-1400s. A Bremen guild chronicle of 1570 records how a small tree decorated with apples, nuts, dates, pretzels and paper flowers was put up in the guild house for the members’ children. Most Christmas trees were found only in churches until the 1500s, but even in the mid-1800s, they were still controversial enough to bring threats against Henry Schwan of Cleveland Ohio, the first American pastor to erect a Christmas Tree in his church. The Puritans likewise condemned Christmas, with Oliver Cromwell outright banning “the heathen traditions” of Christmas carols, decorated trees and any joyful expression that desecrated “that sacred event.” Martin Luther tried replacing the bearer of gifts with Christkindl, the “Christ Child”, but the name was only transferred over to St. Nikolaos, which is why Santa Claus is also known as “Kriss Kringle.” Decorating the tree with expensive-for-the-time candles comes from the 1700s and by the 1800s Christmas trees were showing up in Germany’s schools, inns, and military hospitals.

The winter solstice was important in ancient times because there was little food and starvation was common, so the solstice was meant to be the last feast celebration before everyone had to hole themselves up for winter. Most cattle were slaughtered to save on food, so the solstice feast was one of the few times anyone could eat as much meat as they wanted. Wine and beer stored for fermentation was opened up at this time. The reason Christmas Eve holds particular importance is because the pre-Romanized day began in the evening previous, just as the Jewish Sabbath does today.

In Roman times, the solstice festival was named Saturnalia after the god of time and agriculture. According to the third-century Neo-Platonic philosopher Porphyry, Saturnalia occurred near the winter solstice because the sun enters Capricorn, the astrological house of Saturn, at that time. The holiday was celebrated with a sacrifice at at Saturn’s temple and a public banquet followed by private gift-giving.

There was a carnival atmosphere, complete with costumes and role-playing, a time when social norms could be overturned: gambling was permitted, no declaration of war could be made, and masters provided table service for their slaves. Both citizen and slave wore the cone-shaped pileius cap, representing the wearer as a freedman. The reversal of social roles aspect of the holiday was inherited from the Athenian festival of Kronia, named after Kronos (linked to the root word “chron,” as in “chronology” or “chronicle”), the Greek equivalent of Saturn, although the Greek holiday was actually celebrated in the summer.

Wikipedia says that:

The day of gift-giving was the Sigillaria on December 23. Because gifts of value would mark social status contrary to the spirit of the season, these were often the pottery or wax figurines called sigillaria made specially for the day, candles, or “gag gifts”, of which Augustus was particularly fond. In his many poems about the Saturnalia, Martial names both expensive and quite cheap gifts, including writing tablets, dice, knucklebones, moneyboxes, combs, toothpicks, a hat, a hunting knife, an axe, various lamps, balls, perfumes, pipes, a pig, a sausage, a parrot, tables, cups, spoons, items of clothing, statues, masks, books, and pets. Gifts might be as costly as a slave or exotic animal. Patrons or “bosses” might pass along a gratuity (sigillaricium) to their poorer clients or dependents to help them buy gifts. Some emperors were noted for their devoted observance of the Sigillaria.

The revelries and dropping of social status of Saturnalia were supposed to reflect the conditions of the lost mythical age, when Saturn, or Kronos, reigned over the world during a time of limitless bounty of the earth without labor in a state of social egalitarianism known as the Golden Age, the same as the Biblical Eden.

The Jewish Talmud ascribes the origins of this festival to Adam, who saw that the days were getting shorter and became afraid that the world was returning to the chaos and emptiness that existed before creation because of his sin, and so fasted for 8 days, representing the 8 days between Saturnalia and the winter solstice. When the days grew long again, he realized it was the earth’s natural cycles, and so made 8 days of celebration, representing the 8 days between the soltice and the festival called Kalend. Only later was the festival turned into something pagan, according to the text.

Christmas day also marked the first day of the year for the Anglo-Saxons, the German tribes that invaded Great Britain in the 400s and ruled the newly dubbed Angle-land (England) until the Norman conquest in 1066. Around 730 A.D., the venerable Latin monk Bede wrote:

They began the year with December 25, the day some now celebrate as Christmas; and the very night to which we attach special sanctity they designated by the heathen term Modraniht, that is, the mothers’ night — a name bestowed, I suspect, on account of the ceremonies they performed while watching this night through.

In Germany, the Yule festival was celebrated for 12 days from late December to early January on a date determined by the lunar Germanic calendar. The legendary Ynglinga Saga, written by the Old Norse Icelandic poet Snorri Sturloson in 1225, mentions a Yule feast being celebrated as early as 840. In the Saga of Hákon the Good, Snorri gives a vivid description of the German festival:

It was ancient custom that when sacrifice was to be made, all farmers were to come to the heathen temple and bring along with them the food they needed while the feast lasted. At this feast all were to take part of the drinking of ale. Also all kinds of livestock were killed in connection with it, horses also; and all the blood from them was called hlaut [sacrificial blood], and hlautbolli, the vessel holding the blood; and hlautteinar, the sacrificial twigs [aspergills]. These were fashioned like sprinklers, and with them were to be smeared all over with blood the pedestals of the idols and also the walls of the temple within and without; and likewise the men present were to be sprinkled with blood. But the meat of the animals was to be boiled and served as food at the banquet. Fires were to be lighted in the middle of the temple floor, and kettles hung over them. The sacrificial beaker was to be borne around the fire, and he who made the feast and was chieftain, was to bless the beaker as well as all the sacrificial meat.

The first toast was to be drunk to Odin “for victory and power to the king,” the second toast to Njörðr and Freyr “for good harvests and for peace,” the third toast was to be a beaker drunk to the king himself, with final toasts to the memory of departed kinsfolk.

Children would fill their boots with carrots, straw, or sugar and place them near the chimney for Odin’s flying gray horse, Sleipnir, to eat. Black ravens would listen from the chimney hole in the house to figure out which children were naughty and which were nice before the large white-bearded Odin would enter and reward the good children by replacing Sleipnir’s food with gifts or candy. Thor, whose home was in the snowy “Northland”, also rode a flying chariot pulled by two white goats, Cracker and Gnasher, and came down the chimney holes directly into the fire, which was his natural element.

St. Nikolaos’ popularity skyrocketed during Medieval times. The propensity of paintings of Nikolaos was matched only by the Virgin Mary, with almost 400 churches dedicated to him in England during the late Middle Ages. The earlier Yule-themed traits of Odin and Thor passed on to the German Sinterklaas since the Feast of St. Nikolaos was on December 6. This may be related to the fact that the 6th of each month was considered the birthday of the goddess Artemis, the same goddess many of the temples that St. Nikolaos had destroyed was dedicated to. After the Protestant Reformation, Nikolaos’ popularity dwindled in the west, except in the Netherlands. The image of Santa being a fat man comes from the Dutch-American poet Clement Moore in 1823, although Coca Cola ads helped trim his wild nature beard and dropped the smoking pipe.

Nikolaos the ConfessorClement Moore's Santa

St. Nikolaos was originally from Myra in Asia Minor, but his remains were taken to Mari in southern Italy in 1087, and by the late 1400s the city was in control of Spain, which was part of the Moorish Empire of African-Arab Muslims. This is why in the mid-1800s, Dutch folklore described the companions of Sinterklaas, “Zwarte Pieten”, or “Black Petes,” as little Moorish children. These “helper elves” were said to navigate the steam boat that took Sinterklaas from Spain to the Netherlands and took the role of the black crows in listening from the chimney holes and stuffing presents down the ones who had good children. Sinterklaas’ giant bag contained not just candy for nice children but a chimney sweep’s broom to spank naughty children, and some of the older Sinterklaas songs even say the bag was used to carry naughty children back to Spain. In Belgium, “Black Petes” still dress up in colorful moorish clothing and scatter pepper nuts, spice nuts, and special Christmas candies called “strooigoed” to those who ran into Sinterklass as he went around town.

Nikolaos and Black Pete

The relation between Sinterklaas and Black Pete also mirrors the relationship between Amoo Nowruz (“Uncle New Day”), a white-bearded “Father Time” figure who brings gifts on the eve of the Spring Equinox, and Hajji Firuz, little black-faced, red-suited harbingers of the Persian New Year. These soot-covered tambourine players are believed to come from the tradition of the “Mir-Norowzi,” a comical figure that was paraded around the city and given the power of being king for five days.

Black PeteHajji Firuz
Left: Black Pete and Sinterklaas; Right: Hajji Firuz

The red clothes and soot-covered faces and red clothes of the Hajji Firuz apparently goes back to the red-dressed fire-keepers of the Zoroastrians, who at the last Tuesday of the year, was sent by the Zoroastrian priests to spread the news about the arrival of the New Year and call on the people to renew their lives by burning their old items in the fire. The dualistic religion of Zoroastrianism seems to have contributed to the concept of armies of angels and demons doing battle with one another in Christianity since nothing in the Old Testament gives the Judaic Satan from Job that kind of power or authority. And in fact, other Alpine folktales tell of Sinterklass’ companion being the devil, who was shacked to him and made his slave, which fostered the concept of the satyr-like Krampus of Austrian lore. Sources from Germanic Europe identify Black Pete and the Sinterklaas’ demonic slave as being one and the same.

Like Batman, Nikolaos the Confessor used the inheritance from his tragically deceased parents to help the needy. Although Santa passing out candy can be traced back to Odin, the tradition is more popularly linked with the legend of St. Nikolaos sneaking golden coins into the homes of three impoverished families through the windows in order to prevent the desperate families from having to sell their daughters into prostitution for food. Other 11th-century legends tell how he was able to identify a butcher who murdered three children (or inn residents) and was trying to sell their butchered remains as ham, and then resurrected the children. Another legend says that after convincing sailors taking wheat to Emperor Constantine to donate some to the famine-hit people in the city of Mysa that they would not suffer for it, the sailors found that the wheat weighed the same after arriving at Constantinople. Another legend says that Nikolaos set sail for Jerusalem, but after having a Satanic dream, he prophecized a storm and then, a la Jesus, halted the storm and resurrected a sailor who had been blown off a mast. In Jerusalem, church doors magically opened for him, but having not stollen Jesus’ bit enough, he went into the desert to pray but was called back to Mysa so that he could walk through the church doors at just the right time to fulfill a vision given to one of the church elders that an bishop position should be given to the person to next walk through the door.

St. Nikolaos sneaking coins through the window

Although St. Nikolaos is not listed among the debaters at the famed Council of Nicaea, there is another legend that he passionately debated with the theologian Arius over whether Jesus was one and the same in God or a creation of God. Arius argued that the title “Son of God” insinuated inferiority to the Father, saying, “What argument then allows, that He who is from the Father should know His own parent by comprehension? For it is plain that for that which hath a beginning to conceive how the Unbegun is, or to grasp the idea, is not possible.”

And for that, jolly ol’ Saint Nick bitch-slapped him.

Nikolaos was kicked out from the council and Constantine threw him in prison, so says the legend, but then Jesus and the (now official) Mother of God vindicated him. In dreams, of course. The dreams brought the priests and bishops to Constantine begging to let pimp daddy Santa out of prison, which Constantine did after he saw Nikolaos produce both gospel and bishop garments from within his cell. So I guess the lesson here is it is completely all right to resort to violence to prove abstract theological points that even Constantine loathed.

Another similar legend says that Nikolaos helped stop one of Constantine’s armies from sacking the city and then saved three generals from being executed by appearing in a dream to Constantine, who rewarded the three men with golden gospels and incense burners, making St. Nick the patron saint of the falsely accused.

The afore-mentioned 13th-century Icelandic poet Snorri credits the 10th-century King Haakon I of Norway with being the first to combine the Yule festival with Christmas. Although Haakon kept his Christian religion secret at first, he eventually wielded enough power to request a bishop and priests from England to convert the country. By the 1200s or early 1300s, Yule became equated with Christmas, with The Grettis Saga saying that all Christians fasted from meat the day before Yule in preparation of the feast.

In the 1100s A.D., a marginal note written by a Syrian Biblical commentator, Dionysius bar-Salibi, said that Christmas had been moved from January 6 to December 25 so that it fell on the same date as the holy day for the pagan Sol Invictus, the Roman version of the Zoroastrian-inspired sun god Mithras that Constantine had worshiped. His birthday was also December 25. Macrobius, one of the last fifth-century Latin authors not to convert to Christianity, said that the proximity of the Saturnalia to the winter solstice led to an exposition of solar monotheism, the belief that Sol Invictus ultimately encompasses all divinities as one.

Some Biblical scholars have suggested that the date for Christmas was actually determined by calculating the date back 9 months from Passover to the day of his conception, the Annunciation, under the assumption that early Christians were following a Jewish tradition that creation (the Nativity) and redemption (the Crucifixion) occurred at the same time, but Passover and the Annunciation are also derived from the Spring Equinox, or Easter.

The Canaanite fall harvest was changed by the Israelites into Succoth, when they were to move into booths in remembrance of the Exodus, and the Canaanite New Year festivals became Rah ha-Shanah and Yom Kippur, the day of repentance. The Semitic early spring festivals which celebrated the birth of the new lamb became historicized into the Passover, when the blood of lambs was to be put on doorposts.

Even the very minor celebration of Hanukkah probably only showed up on Jewish calendars to provide some kind of a substitute for the winter festival of their neighbors. As David Frum points out, the Pharisee sect that eventually became Orthodox Judaism was actually in contention with the Maccabbees who miraculously held out against the Syrians by the power of divinely enduring lamp oil since the Maccabees not only took over the throne of Jerusalem but also the priesthood, breaking the Biblical law that only Levites could be priests. Since the whole rebellion was based around having to sacrifice against the rules of the Bible, it was understandably a controversy. (Not to mention the fact that the Maccabees allied against the Syrians with the Romans, the same guys who eventually burned down the Temple and put an end to Jewish sacrifice forever.)

The name Easter is based on the Saxon goddess Eostre, which is also related to the word “east” because the sun rises in the east, representing the resurrection of the sunlight. She is also equivalent to the Greek Aphrodite and the Roman Venus, whose lover Adonis is also crucified to a tree and was resurrected in the Spring. Fertility symbols such as the highly reproductive bunny and the egg became associated the rebirth of new life that comes in the spring.

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In Norse mythology, the vegetation god Baldr (of Baldur’s Gate fame) is killed by a dart made from mistletoe and just like Jesus in the apocryphal Gospel of Nicodemuis, goes to Hel(l) to be resurrected during the Norse Apocalypse, called Ragnarok. Baldr had visions of his own death, as did his mother Frigg, wife to Odin, so Frigg forced all things on the earth to vow not to hurt Baldr except for the mistletoe, so of course, mistletoe became his kryptonite. After being shot by a mistletoe dart by his blind brother Hodr, who is sometimes guided by Loki, Frigg made an arrangement with the queen of the underworld, Hel, to release Baldr if everything in the world wept for him, but a female giant named Thokk, which some sources say was Loki in disguise, refused to weep for him, and thus prevented his resurrection.

Mistletoe is actually a parasite that grows off the branches from bird droppings and thrives during the winter, making it a suitable scapegoat for the destruction of vegetation during that time. Pre-Christian Europe viewed mistletoe as a representation of divine male fertility, possibly because its berries look like semen. Somewhere along the line this turned into kissing under the mistletoe.

The weeping for Baldr also mirrors the ceremonial “weeping for Tammuz,” which many women from Jerusalem did during the 7th century B.C., much to the prophet Ezekiel’s own chagrin (8:14). The symbol of Tammuz was the Tau cross, from which we get the letter T from. In Sumerian times, he was known as Dumuzi (literally “Good Son”), the Crucified Bread and Beer God who rose on Easter and was known as both “Shepherd” and “Fisherman.”

Tau Cross
Sumerian Cylinder From Nippur linking the plowing of grain with the Tau cross.

Dumuzi’s lion-riding wife Inanna was known in the Akkadian language as Ishtar, which is probably related etymologically with Eostre. In Canaan she was known as Asherah, and the Old Testament violently condemns those who worshipped her Asherah poles which symbolized the Tree of Life on which her lover was crucified on. Not only is there a long theological history behind associating Jesus’ cross with the Tree of Life, but infact other than the four gospels and a couple of very late pseudographical epistles attributed to Paul in the late second century, the New Testament refers only to Jesus being “hung on a tree.” The “Sacred Marriage” held between Dumuzi and Inanna was the subject of much erotic Sumerian poetry, which is mirrored in the Biblical Song of Solomon. There are several myths concerning Dumuzi’s tragic death, but the longest one involves him being taken by demons while sitting beneath a tree and then hung on a stake in the netherworld. A Mesopotamian cylinder seal dated between 2320 and 2150 B.C. shows a multi-horned Inanna welcoming Dumuzi back from the dead from the bottom of a tree. Sumerian statues of Inanna also look very much like the ancient “Venus figurines” like the “Venus of Willendorf,” earth mother figurines discovered throughout all of the Old World and dated as far back as 27,000 years ago.

Dumuzi Returns From the Dead

The Babylonians also celebrated the New Year Zagmuk festival of sowing barley in March/April, complete with the Christmas traditions of exchanging gifts, carnival processions, twelve-day feasts, and the staged re-enactment of the Enuma Elish creation myth. Each year as winter arrived, it was believed that the ancient seawater and freshwater monsters of chaos who gave birth to all the gods tried to slay their creations, and so in turn, the freshwater Apsu was tamed by the Promethean god Ea (or Enki) while it was the head god of the Babylonian pantheon, Ba’al Marduk, who battled and slew his primordeal wife Tiamat, before fashioning her corpse into the known world. Tiamat, who in Sumerian myths was Nammu, the great mother of both the universe and humankind, is probably another incarnation of the primordeal “Venus” earth mother. Thus, the Babylonian creation myth apparently represents the replacement of the far more ancient matrimonial religion with that of the patriarchal storm god cult.

The king of Babylon acted out the part of Marduk in the ceremonial New Years play. On the 10th day of the ceremony, he would enact the Sacred Marriage rite with his spouse or a celebate high priestess. In some versions of the story, Marduk is killed by Tiamat and then saved by his son Nabu, the god of writing, so in the enactment of the ritual, the king’s life was to be forfeited as well. However, a prisoner was usually used as a scapegoat for the king, and just to make it fair, a different prisoner was set free under some twisted sense of “balance.” Philo tells of a similar story of a madman named “Carabbas” dressed up and hailed as a mock king, and it is this story combined with the ancient myth of the sacrificed king that inspired the story of Pontius Pilate releasing Barabbas because of a non-existent Jewish custom of releasing a prisoner that the Romans would certainly never had honored even if it did exist. The tradition of the “mock king” holds parallels with some of the other cultural Christmas traditions as it follows the same themes as the dropping rank in Saturnalia and the five-day rule of the Mir-Norowzi. Even in late medieval England, St. Nicholas’ Day parishes held Yuletide “boy bishop” celebrations in which young men performed the functions of priests and bishops and were allowed to boss around their elders.

The myth of Hodr blindly slaying Baldr is mirrored in the apocryphal Book of Jasher in which the antediluvian king Lamech blindly shoots Cain with an arrow by the malevolent direction of his son Tubal-Cain, angering Lamech enough so that he then turned and killed his son in frustration as well. The story of Cain and Abel itself is based on an earlier Sumerian myth about two brothers, Summer and Winter, contending which of their sacrifices was more appealing to their father Enlil, and like the story of Cain (“Metal Smith”) and Abel (a possible pun on “Herdsman”), one is a farmer and one a shepherd, highlighting the ancient conflict between city farmers and nomadic shepherds. Just as Cain represented the city farmer and Abel the shepherd, Tubal-Cain is said in Genesis to have forged the first tools in bronze and iron while his brother Jubal was the father of the harp and flute for the “jubilee.” Just as Romulus slew Remus, Cain killed his brother Abel and was then banished to the land of Nod (“wandering”) and built the first city Enoch, which in Mesopotamia was Eridu. Later Kassite myth said that the first priest of Eridu, Adapa, was taken up to heaven where he met Dumuzi and Gizzida (“Good Tree,” Dumuzi’s double from the city of Lagash) playing St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, after which Adapa, on the advice of the wise God Enki playing the role of the snake in the Garden of Eden, denied the sky god Anu’s offer of the bread and water of eternal life, mirroring the Biblical interpretation of the Fall of Man and the story of the Biblical Enoch being taken up into heaven.

The second Sumerian capital city to take hold in ancient Sumer was Bad-Tibira (“The Fortress of Metal Smiths”), a natural identification for Tubal-Cain (“Bringer of Metal Smithery”), and the third king to rule the city was none other than Dumuzi the Shepherd. Another Dumuzi, called “the Fisherman,” ruled Uruk right before the famous king Gilgamesh. Since this Dumuzi captured the king to a rival dynasty in Kish that Gilgamesh was also in conflict with, it may be reasonable to link the fisherman Dumuzi with the tragic figure of Enkidu, who in Sumerian myth is blindly sent to the underworld by Gilgamesh only to be trapped there for not heeding Gilgamesh’s warnings. The Epic of Gilgamesh later absolves Gilgamesh of any guilt by placing the blame on Ishtar, just as Inanna is said to have been regretfully responsible for Dumuzi’s death in other versions of the Dumuzi myth. In yet another version, Dumuzi’s sister, Geshtinanna takes vengence on the storm goddess who killed Dumuzi, just as Ba’al Hadad’s sister/lover Anat takes revenge on the underworld god Mot for slaying her brother in a later Canaanite myth. In the Coptic Gospel of Judas, Egyptian Gnostics also rewrote the Passion story so that Judas betrayal of Jesus was a necessary part of some deeper cosmic mystery.

At the heart of this world myth lies the complimentary forces of good and evil, king and slave, and sacrifice and betrayal. The Persian historian and mythologist Mehrdad Bahar argued that the figure of the Haji Firuz is derived from ceremonies and legends connected to the Epic of Prince Siavash, which in turn derive from the ancient myths of Dumuzi, with the blackened face of the Hajji Firuz reaching back into the ancient symbolism of the vegetation god returning from the world of the dead, while his red clothing symbolized Siavash’s blood and the return of the sacrificed deity. His joviality, as with the Biblical Jubal, is the jubilation of Spring’s rebirth. The mothers of Baldr and Achilles, “the woman clothed in sun” in Revelation, and the Athena-like goddess of wisdom spoken of in the Toledot Yeshu all represent the same overarching theme of a protective mother or sister goddess watching over her Savior son/lover, who always dies tragically but is then reborn, whether it be Dumuzi, Tammuz, Adonis, Attis, Osiris, Dionysus, Baldr, or Jesus.

Hitchens on Endless War

Hitchens in Syria

One thing I noticed about Hitchens that has completely confounded the Left is his so-called “conversion” from Liberal to Neo-Con, exemplified by his “betrayal” of Sidney Blumenthal to get at Clinton during his impeachment, and his support for the Iraq War.

Certainly it can be proved that, disregarding these two controversies, just about every position Hitchens has taken, including his approval of Sweden, can be placed on the Left side of the political axis. I think the problem with this is that almost everyone gets caught up in the Liberal vs. Neo-Con fight, it’s easy to forget that he was never very interested in the predominate cable news battles and typically limited himself to matters of foreign affairs. When the domestic agenda is one’s primary focus, it’s much easier to defend Clinton as a means of stopping a Republican takeover of politics.

I think it’s pretty easy to figure out the reason for his focus on world affairs: he was neither a Liberal nor a Neo-Con but rather never stopped being a Trotskyist. While Liberals and Neo-Cons both saw in Iraq a rematch of the same generational conflicts brought on by the Vietnam War, Hitchens’ belief that the North Vietnamese were not our enemy caused him to completely dismiss the parallels, so that he continued pushing for charges to be brought up against Henry Kissinger even as he made friends with certain Bushites like Paul Wolfowitz who many Liberals would rather have seen arrested. His single contribution to the state of the economic crisis was an article named “The Revenge of Karl Marx.”

Although his book, “No One Left to Lie To” managed to convince me that Clinton was in fact a mass-murdering rapist, his arguments in “A Long Short War,” based on the assumption that the Iraq War is a continuation of the Gulf War (which he ironically opposed at first), appeared to me to be sourced in the revolutionary desire for instant change over the more progressive strategy of gradual improvements (typified by the failed attempts to force regime change through sanctions). This belief was confirmed by a recent article of his called “In Defense of Endless War.”

As Glenn Greenwald snarkily put it: “Chris Hitchens last week: Endless War is good… Now: when’s Obama going to get our enemy Pakistan?”

I often wonder why no one ever asked him, “Exactly how many people would have to die for you to admit that the war was a mistake?” I think the answer to this is that he was less interested in the end-results of the Iraq War, which even many heard-headed Republicans have started to realize is indefensible in terms of lives and money lost, and instead saw it more along the lines of the “Big Picture” that the Saddam regime had to be removed — no matter the cost — as part of the world-wide ongoing transition from tyranny to freedom. He gave a similar answer that Lenin’s Communist Revolution, which killed millions, was necessary. Whereas Liberal Progressives are so-named because of their idealization of slow, non-violent change being the hallmark of civilized politics, Hitchens was closer in embracing the founding figure of the Democratic Party in saying that “Rather than [the French Revolution] should have failed, I would have seen half the Earth destroyed!” Having written a book on Jefferson and used Jefferson’s war on the Barbary Pirates as a precedent for the War on Terrorism, I would not be surprised if he held similar beliefs about the Iraq War. Another example would be the American Civil War that Karl Marx supported, which slaughtered more human beings than it freed from the bonds of slavery, but is nevertheless assumed to an entirely necessary step in the evolution of human freedom.

This belief that the ends justifies the means, working under the assumption these battles against tyranny are absolutely essential for the greater war against World Totalitarianism, is what I think drove his support for the War on Terror. Whereas Neo-Cons attempted to use America’s ignorance of history to argue that Saddam needed to be taken out due to the millions of Iranians and Kurds he slaughtered while forgetting to mention that the U.S. was supporting him at the time, Hitchens went the other direction to say that our prior support of Saddam made us all the more responsible for the fate of that country. For him, it was never about the danger Saddam posed to us but the danger his regime posed to the surrounding states of the future. Of course, the problem with this is assuming winning the battle justifies the losses and that winning the war justifies the battles, when it seems more likely that violence just begets more violence until the country simply erupts into chaos and everyone loses.

Although I think he has made some very compelling cases against the Pope that others may find extreme, his anti-theism has often been placed in the context of this same war against Totalitarianism: that the belief in God can be compared to a “celestial North Korea,” as he very often put it. But that comparison has never had any more force with me than Richard Dawkins’ pathetic simile for God being as realistic as a flying spaghetti monster. Working under the Freudian assumption that one’s parents often provide a massive subconscious influence, I can’t help but think that the suicide pact Hitchens’ mother made with a priest played a large part in his “anti-theism,” which if one parses the words, can be interpreted as an intellectual redefintion of hating God.

I could be wrong. Like most Liberals, I assumed that Bush’s desire to invade Iraq could be at least partially traced back to the belief that Saddam had tried to have his father assassinated, but began to have my doubts that Bush was emotionally involved in wanting Saddam dead when I heard that he had decided to sleep through the dictator’s hanging.

But for me, the thing that I will always remember Christopher Hitchens the most for is when he got into a street brawl with Syrian neo-Nazis after going up to a sign with a “cylone” swastika on it and scribbling, “No, no, Fuck the SSNP.” As Hitchens said, “My attitude to posters with swastikas on them, has always been the same. They should be ripped down.” Not many people can truly claim to have been in a fist fight with fascists. After his ass kicked and barely escaping with his life, his friend Michael Totten told him, “The SSNP is the last party you want to mess with in Lebanon. I’m sorry I didn’t warn you properly. This is partly my fault.” While I think most people would be berating themselves for their own stupidity, Hitchens’ reply best sums up his own combination of principle and ballsiness:

“I appreciate that. But I would have done it anyway. One must take a stand. One simply must.”

Christopher Hitchens

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David Frum on Hitchens’ Death

Eric Alterman on Hitchens

Peter Hitchens on his Brother’s Death

Preview of Christopher Hitchens’ Last Interview (Part 2)

Final Memoir, “Mortality,” to Be Published in January

“Being a writer is what I am, rather than what I do.” -Christopher Hitchens

Family Guy Writer Suffers Nerve Damage From LAPD During Occupy Protest

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One of the writers of the Family Guy told of the abuse he and other protestors took from the LAPD:

It was horrible to watch, and apparently designed to terrorize the rest of us. At least I was sufficiently terrorized. I unlinked my arms voluntarily and informed the LAPD officers that I would go peacefully and cooperatively. I stood as instructed, and then I had my arms wrenched behind my back, and an officer hyperextended my wrists into my inner arms. It was super violent, it hurt really really bad, and he was doing it on purpose. When I involuntarily recoiled from the pain, the LAPD officer threw me face-first to the pavement. He had my hands behind my back, so I landed right on my face. The officer dropped with his knee on my back and ground my face into the pavement. It really, really hurt and my face started bleeding and I was very scared. I begged for mercy and I promised that I was honestly not resisting and would not resist.

My hands were then zipcuffed very tightly behind my back, where they turned blue. I am now suffering nerve damage in my right thumb and palm.

NewScientist reports that an analysis of the relationships between 43,000 transnational corporations has identified a relatively small group of companies, mainly banks, with disproportionate power over the global economy. There is continuing evidence that economic inequality harms socieites. Both sides are taking in major donations from Wall Street, and Politifact points out that “a large majority” of candidates with the most money wins and the U.S. is the 6th most unequal country on the planet.

Yet support for redistribution has actually plummeted during the recession. Scientific American attributes this to a fundamental psychological loathing for being near or in last place, called “last place aversion,” a fear that can lead people near the bottom of the income distribution to oppose redistribution because it might cause those they identify as being lower than them to catch up or even pass them. Naomi Klein attributed it to the “the shock doctrine”: using the public’s disorientation following massive collective shocks – wars, terrorist attacks, or natural disasters — to achieve control by imposing economic shock therapy. I think there is something to that in Irving Kristol’s suggestion that Neo-Cons force Democrats to “tidy up” after them. The Republicans destroy the deficit with tax cuts and destroy the economy with deregulation then they get to sit back and alter between screaming at Obama to fix the economy and fix the deficit just as Bill Wilson was masturbating to the thought of forcing Obama to choose between paying social security or the armed forces. All the while Fox News-addled baby boomers start looking in desperation to terminate all the government departments that neither Perry nor the Republican base know enough to list on one hand to save money since “we’re broke.” Even Reuters is getting in on the act of blaming Occupy Wall Street on George Soros.

The economy and the deficit spending has done a lot better since Obama took over. Ezra Klein points out that a lot of the deficit comes from assumptions that we won’t let tax cuts expire. Paul Krugman plots out how nonresidential investment is a pure demand story.

Stock trader Alessio Rastani told how stock traders were looking forward to the possibility of a second big recession: “For most traders, it’s not about – we don’t really care that much how they’re going to fix the economy, how they’re going to fix the whole situation,” he said. “Our job is to make money from it.” And even when the inflation and long-term interest rates that people like Alan Greenspan predict don’t show up, they lament that, “This is regrettable, because it is fostering a sense of complacency that can have dire consequences.”

David Frum wrote a really interesting article about how the unbelievably horrible roster of Republicans is based on future shock:

This year we had a GOP figure candidate rise to the top of some polls by claiming that Obama was born in Kenya. He was replaced briefly by someone who has accused the President of trying to set up mandatory, Communist-style re-education camps for youth. She’s been replaced by a guy who calls Social Security a giant fraud.

Something has changed. Facts are elitist. Credibility is evolving into a liability and crazy has become a tactic.

Maybe we are in the process of redefining sanity. We have an abundance of reliable information to help us separate what is from what isn’t. But we are also being overwhelmed by shiny distractions. And it’s not just our omnipresent entertainment that is weakening our hold on what’s real. This wealth of accurate information is available inside an atmosphere in which reality is becoming perilously complex. Even the most common tools and devices that are woven into the fabric of our daily lives are now wonders beyond simple credibility.

With all the attacks on Republicans lately, some people have wondered why Frum still calls himself one. He gives a list of reasons, none of which are very compelling.

Paul Krugman suggests the reason Cain “is not an accident” is because you have to either be totally cynical or totally clueless to meet the basic G.O.P. requirements for running for president. Mitt Romney is a total cynic but a bad actor, so it becomes a perpertual runoff between him and those who are clueless enough to actually believe the stupid shit they’re saying.

A relative of mine recently sent me an article written about Jim Rogers, an American investor who shills for the free market theory of the Austrian School of economics. It read:

>President Barack Obama has tried to spend the economy back into recovery, which never helps, Rogers told Newsmax.TV in an exclusive interview.

Oh yeah, NewsMax. The leader in Obama birth certificate conspiracy news.

>”We cannot quadruple our debt every four or five years. We cannot print staggering amounts of money every four or five years. So there’s going to come time when we’ve shot all of our bullets, and it’s going to be a big mess.”

Obama has not quadripled the debt. Reagan tripled the debt then Bush tripled it again. Why is it Republicans are allowed to overspend on tax cuts when there’s no reason to believe super-rich corporations need extra money to invest, but Democrats aren’t allowed to spend money on people who need it when the economy is depressed?

>Japan refused to let troubled financial institutions go under in the early 1990s and as a result, spent two decades mired in sluggish recovery.

Their Lost Decade comes from policies that were too-little-too-late, not from spending too much. When our stimulus came around, Krugman argued it was too little. The response was we can always get another stimulus if we need it, but Krugman responded that no, if the stimulus didn’t completely recover the economy, then that would be used as proof that the stimulus failed. Sure enough, that’s what happened. The bipartisan fact-checker Politifact has shown that the stimulus did work for the money that was put into it. The non-partisan CBO also says we need to spend more money. The economic basis goes back to Keynes, who correctly predicted that if the Germans were forced into austerity for reparations by France during the Depression that it would open their politics up to radicalism. Keynes was also right that by spending tons of money on WW2, it stimulated the economy enough to get us out of the Depression.

>Scandinavia took the opposite approach when it ran into an economic downturn and today is healthy, Rogers points out.

You know an argument is full of crap when they tell you to look to Sweden, Norway, and Denmark are models of right-wing economics!!! Scandanavia is one of the few places on the planet that doesn’t have a huge gap between the rich and the poor because of their extremely high tax rates. So yeah, they didn’t need to pay for a stimulus because 1) they did the right thing from the beginning and 2) the safety net was already there!!! I’ve supported Sweden’s bailout model since I first heard about it 3 years ago. The important thing to know is they didn’t let the banks get away with it. The government took over the banks and they took their pound of flesh from the stockholders. The banks actually had to write down their losses and issue warrants to the government. The people pushing this “no-stimulus” stuff like Newsmax are the same ones who say the banks were forced to lend money to minorities when the fact is they were really trying to hide how much of these loans went to minorities from the government.

>On top of hundreds of billions of dollars in stimulus measures the administration has rolled out, the Federal Reserve has pumped $2.3 trillion into the economy via quantitative easing, which are asset purchase from banks that critics describe as printed money with little backing that in the end threatens to push up inflation rates.

I agree that we shouldn’t use QE. It does expand the economy, but it also increases the wealth gap, which has been a major part of the problem since 1978. The problem isn’t that banks don’t have money to loan, it’s that they see no way to profit since they are the only ones who have any money now.

Media Matters also has a short story about Larry Summers. He once brought up a story about talking to a girl who was protesting the World Bank’s annual meeting, saying : “And so I asked the girl: ‘What is this new system that you want? Tell me about it!’ And the girl had nothing. Nothing! She had no fucking clue what this magical new system was supposed to be. No one is saying that there aren’t problems with the world economy the way it is today. But these kids out there — they don’t know what they want!”

Zack Exley, a political and technology consultant, the Chief Community Officer at the Wikimedia and Co-Founder of the progressive New Organizing Institute, replied: “Mr. Secretary. You’ve got 50 economics PhDs in this room who pretty much run the world economy. And you’re asking that girl for a better system? Aren’t the solutions your job? You admit billions are living in hell, but it’s up to that girl to fix it?”

Jon Stewart did a great piece on how the pilgrims were better informed about the pagan history behind Christmas than Fox News anchors.

But let me end on Joe Arpaio, the self-proclaimed “toughest Sheriff in America”, who in the past made headlines for his hard-line stance toward immigration. He’s recently admitted that his office’s botched investigations of over 400 sex-crimes cases. One might think that it came from spending too much time helping Steven Seagal kill a puppy and hundreds of roosters by driving a tank into a home for…. what was it again? Oh yeah: animal cruelty.

That’s the actual headline:

Actor Steven Seagal Sued for Driving Tank into Arizona Home, Killing Puppy

The story reads:

Seagal told a local radio station that animal cruelty was one of his pet peeves, and since the bust was an animal cruelty bust – which apparently requires the use of several armored cars, a tank, and dozens of sheriff’s deputies in full riot gear – Seagal decided to go along for the ride…and kill hundreds of roosters and a puppy in the process.

Seagal is being sued for $100,000 by the illegal immigrants. Merry Christmas, everyone.

Keynes vs. Hayek

“These days, you constantly see articles that make it seem as if there was a great debate in the 1930s between Keynes and Hayek, and that this debate has continued through the generations. As Warsh says, nothing like this happened. Hayek essentially made a fool of himself early in the Great Depression, and his ideas vanished from the professional discussion.

So why is his name invoked so much now? Because The Road to Serfdom struck a political chord with the American right, which adopted Hayek as a sort of mascot — and retroactively inflated his role as an economic thinker. Warsh is even crueler about this than I would have been; he compares Hayek (or rather the “Hayek” invented by his admirers) to Rosie Ruiz, who claimed to have won the marathon, but actually took the subway to the finish line.” -Paul Krugman

Milton Friedman would probably be a better choice for the right-wing equivalent of Keynes, but he more-or-less added on to Keynes rather than completely opposed him (“In one sense, we are all Keynesians now; in another, nobody is any longer a Keynesian”). But now that the far right is embracing economic policies that are over 40 years old, they have to go further back and find someone who completely opposed him.

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Glenn Beck Interviews Jesus

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Glenn Beck interviews Jesus

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